Kyle Jackson

Sports and Seinfeld fan, experienced dugout chirper, amateur adult, contractor and nerd.

[mert @mert]

"we couldn't do anything useful for citizens in my 14 years of office allocating 60 trillion USD. but if we can just steal from the rocket science electric car guy, then we can solve all your problems."

[Mark Wallace @wallaceme]

The most influential artist you’ve never heard of died a few days ago. John Blanche was commissioned by Games Workshop in the late 1970s to illustrate the first British version of Dungeons and Dragons, then Warhammer and Warhammer 40k. He created the aesthetic now known as Grimdark, which in time laid the foundations for GW to become a multi-billion £ company. Along the way, most importantly, he fired millions of young imaginations (including my own). Quite the legacy.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I ordered one pancake in America. The waitress wrote it down and said, "one short stack."

Short. I am a small and humble man. A short stack sounded perfect for me. I waited with a calm heart.

She returned carrying three pancakes, each the size of my face, stacked into a tower, with a block of butter on top sliding down the sides like slow lava.

This was the short one. I did not dare ask what the tall one looked like. Some knowledge a man is not ready for.

I ate for forty minutes. I was not full. I was afraid. The tower did not shrink. I am fairly sure it was growing back faster than I could eat it.

I had to surrender. I left half. In Japan, leaving food is a deep shame. So I leaned in close and apologized to the pancakes directly, in a low voice, one by one.

The waitress asked if I wanted a box. I did not know food could be taken into custody. I declined. I did not want it following me home.
In America, is the short stack truly the small one?
I need time to prepare my spirit before I ever face the tall one.

[0.005 Seconds (3/694) @seconds_0]

"Drone warfare is uniquely dehumanizing" no you think that because there aren't ww1 europop hype edits of the chlorine gas flowing into bunkers a ypres, a million shells being fired in verdun, or thousands of sobbing dying in mud pits at Passchendaele

War is terrible

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

Hang it in the Louvre

[Bonchie @bonchieredstate]

Christopher Nolan was handed source material so classic and bullet-proof that it should have been impossible to screw up.

And yet, somehow, someway, he’s managing to do it.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

He is the living embodiment of George Costanza

[Quinn @QuinnSTLCards]

This is what Paul Skenes sees in his nightmares

[Duke Herndon @DukeHerndon]

Funniest part about the JPM sex slave hoax is the sex-crazed woman asking an Indian guy if he played college basketball

[ALX 🇺🇸 @alx]

BRING BACK THE GOOSE POOP AND ALGAE!

[Kane 謝凱堯 @kane]

“He did something legal but if it had been illegal he would have broken the law! I am a reporter.”

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

This picture now retroactively goes in the hall of fame

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Amazing nickname like generational

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

Remember that guy who never played a down in high school, so he rubbed dirt on his pants so his mom thought he got in the game

[Fuzzy @fuzzyfromyt]

This is a real sentence, and Cardinals fans deserve it

JORDAN WALKER IS TIED FOR THE MOST HOME RUNS IN BASEBALL

[v! @Vullety]

On everything this should very clearly just be their logo permanently

[Kyle Jackson @KJacks23]

S tier community note

[Variety @Variety]

Chuck Norris Was a Great Action Star -- but Politics May Overshadow His Legacy https://t.co/UK6kyjDREg