Kelsey J. Lawrence

Outdoor adventure freelance writer • Corporate communicator • Emmy & National Murrow Award-winning news producer • Toddler mom writing my debut novel

[Kelsey J. Lawrence @KJacobson5]

@MyFitnessPal This glitch has been incredibly annoying, but at least I could log in. Fix your app, please. Servers are down.

[Kelsey J. Lawrence @KJacobson5]

@jsbadger217 @MyFitnessPal This is happening to me as well. Wouldn't be so irritated if I hadn't just joined Premium, but now there's money in it for me and it's disrupting my day and significantly wasting my time. @MyFitnessPal

[Kelsey J. Lawrence @KJacobson5]

@MyFitnessPal Is your app down this afternoon? I got kicked out and can't sign in. Says it can't connect with server. Tried rebooting my phone, uninstalling/reinstalling the app. Please respond.

[Kelsey J. Lawrence @KJacobson5]

@JenPignolet I’d love to have you ski with us!!!!!!

[Kelsey J. Lawrence @KJacobson5]

Welcome to 2025! We did our annual #skifreeze on the Mississippi River in #Memphis, raising money to send a precious little girl diagnosed with chronic ITP on a Disney cruise with her family.

Water temp: 32°F
Air temp: 42°F

@Ginger_Zee @HQDreamFactory #dreamfactory

[Kelsey J. Lawrence @KJacobson5]

@RoyalCaribbean That’s the problem. I want to speak to someone who understands what I’m asking—not someone who has never been on an RC cruise. I have specific questions about the cruise I booked & would like to upgrade but only if I can speak to someone who understands my questions.

[Kelsey J. Lawrence @KJacobson5]

@RoyalCaribbean Do you have a dedicated travel planner who can help me with my upcoming booking? Whenever I call, I get someone who is hard to understand over the phone and seemingly unfamiliar with the cruise I’m booking so they’re not able to answer my questions directly.

[Kelsey J. Lawrence @KJacobson5]

Finally a post with reasonable and actionable guidance. More of this please. Less influencer weightloss scams as we turn the page into the new year.

[Joey Yochheim @joeyyochheim]

2025 is right around the corner.

If you want to start burning fat & building muscle without:

• Hours of cardio
• Starving yourself
• Being completely miserable

Start implementing these 15 health rules today:

1. Don't run.

[Kelsey J. Lawrence @KJacobson5]

I just had to throw away all my fresh strawberries and raspberries because my raw meat was placed on top of the fruit containers (which have air holes) during the bagging process. I wish I’d noticed sooner. PSA: I appreciate people who bag my groceries but STOP DOING THAT!!!!!!!

[Kelsey J. Lawrence @KJacobson5]

@GoveeOfficial I’ve written to your support team twice over the last week and haven’t heard anything back. I spent a fortune on permanent lights in October and half of them no longer work. I can connect to them but they don’t respond to turn on at all. Please respond.

[Kelsey J. Lawrence @KJacobson5]

@Delta Installing a car seat on an airplane takes more than 2.2 seconds so giving a little bit more time to pre-board would go a long way. I realize we are under a time crunch but it’s not “giving extra time” if you start boarding immediately after scanning our tickets.

[Kelsey J. Lawrence @KJacobson5]

@orangeislike @Narratively @cnfonline Came here to say this. Feels scammy.

[Kelsey J. Lawrence @KJacobson5]

@truebluebrenda He didn’t sing “My Way” though so I give it an A-.

[Kelsey J. Lawrence @KJacobson5]

@holly_sayshello @jtimberlake It’s all good! Definitely was a long shot.

[Kelsey J. Lawrence @KJacobson5]

@holly_sayshello @jtimberlake Awww! Well good for them. 😂

[Kelsey J. Lawrence @KJacobson5]

@truebluebrenda Just us. I’m so annoyed.

[Kelsey J. Lawrence @KJacobson5]

The spam in X is off the charts. It’s like they’re begging me to leave the platform altogether.

[Kelsey J. Lawrence @KJacobson5]

@holly_sayshello @memphisbeth I had an incredible experience at the Collierville Kroger on Poplar. The young man ringing up my groceries even introduced himself and his bagger like a server would in a restaurant. I loved every second of it!

[Kelsey J. Lawrence @KJacobson5]

@NobleAnony @utmedicalcenter I don’t think so. The other sections are securely affixed to one another with no gaps or leeway.

[Kelsey J. Lawrence @KJacobson5]

When @MichelleObama reads to my little dude, I get a few minutes of peace and quiet. 👏🏼👏🏼 @TODAYshow @hodakotb @SavannahGuthrie