Kim Jong-Un

Leader of North Korea since Dear Leader die mysteriously. Lover of peace & nuclear weapons. Relationship status: It's complicated. ❤️ @realdonaldtrump

[Kim Jong-Un @KJongUn]

@POTUS Hello new Mr President @POTUS. You have forwarding address to last President? Orange one? He left some papers here when he visited and I need to return them. They confidential.

[Kim Jong-Un @KJongUn]

@debsyelmeg @Parody_PM @NadineDorries Do not worry, Potato Lady. I am going nowhere and have more effective ways of dealing with dissent.

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@Parody_PM @NadineDorries I'd nuke all the parody accounts.

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@wesstreeting Wes, even I can tell that @NadineDorries is a parody account.

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Am I the only person still voting @Conservatives?

#TivertonHonitonByElection #Wakefieldbyelection

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Challenge accepted!

[Nihal Arthanayake @TherealNihal]

Will this year get any weirder?

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I do not like Nutella. Maybe this is why I am always angry?

#TuesdayVibe

[Kim Jong-Un @KJongUn]

Congratulations to President-elect @JoeBiden. We have a saying in the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, "No amount of recount will change the result".

Let @realDonaldTrump know that building of Trump Tower Pyongyang starts today, #FridayThe13th.

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Hey @BorisJohnson, you change mobile number? I try to text you after announcement you stopping talks with EU. Having no trade deal with rich countries is shit, trust me. You are big fucking idiot. You bigger fucking idiot than Trump and he is massive fucking idiot.

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@DailyMirror I been mainlining crack coke heroin. Not dealing well with lockdown.

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@BoingBoing I do it every weekend. But Alex Jones looks like fat idiot. Only eat lean neighbors. 👍

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@ajitxsingh @RealDavidCarter I keep telling people I am ok but you fuckers no listen.

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You don't believe me but you believe local radio? FML.

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Kim Jong-un makes first public appearance for 20 days, North Korean state media say, amid speculation over his health https://t.co/rnoZGSc9o2

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@OuestFrance J'étais coincé chez moi parce que j'ai commandé des trucs sur Amazon et la livraison est toujours difficile ici. Franchement, j'ai pas besoin d'une autre carte pour dire que je dois chercher mon colis dans un point de retrait 50km de chez moi !

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@RealMattLucas @dredfunn Why you not ask me to do duet? I am available.

[Kim Jong-Un @KJongUn]

Today, I still not dead. For proof, I did two marathon, killed five people and also opened new solid gold Juche Leader's Bar and Toilet Facility. Thank you @realdonaldtrump for solid gold toilet.

[Kim Jong-Un @KJongUn]

@RFI Je suis en pleine forme !

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@scouseweegian So you in market for very clever, stable, democratic dictator with own army and latest mid-range replica iPhone?

[Kim Jong-Un @KJongUn]

@psullyv68 Alive.

[Kim Jong-Un @KJongUn]

Today I woke, had full DPRK breakfast (all seven courses) and run two marathons while carrying two lady soldier.

#KIMJONGDEAD #NOTDEAD #JUSTRESTING