KK Hollywood Probs

[KK Hollywood Probs @KKHollywoodProb]

I'm Elle Woods, and this is Bruiser Woods. #LegallyKardashian #KimKardashianHollywood

[KK Hollywood Probs @KKHollywoodProb]

I love that Luther is such a nobody that he doesn't even get a contact photo in my phone. #KimKardashianHollywood

[KK Hollywood Probs @KKHollywoodProb]

As much as I love @Netflix's Kimmy Schmidt, I think we need an Unbreakable Kimmy K spin off. #KimKardashianHollywood

[KK Hollywood Probs @KKHollywoodProb]

I didn't have a boyfriend so #KimKardashianHollywood just randomly paired me with a D-lister for V-Day. Like what?

[KK Hollywood Probs @KKHollywoodProb]

Ugh. Hollywood relationships are sooo dramatic. #KimKardashianHollywood #SingleForValentinesDay

[KK Hollywood Probs @KKHollywoodProb]

@Margotjg E-listers? More like Ew-listers. #KimKardashianHollywood

[KK Hollywood Probs @KKHollywoodProb]

It never truly feels like a holiday season has started until the Kim app updates. #KimKardashianHollywood

[KK Hollywood Probs @KKHollywoodProb]

@azynmaliks Simon says ... you can't. #KimKardashianHollywood

[KK Hollywood Probs @KKHollywoodProb]

@TheDSC I sure it will be SUPER different. We'll report to our manager Limon and publicist Aria, earn K hearts, and feud with Pillow.

[KK Hollywood Probs @KKHollywoodProb]

@LaurenCanavan2 I know. It's hard being so famous and in demand. 😀

[KK Hollywood Probs @KKHollywoodProb]

OK, guys. It's February. I expect Hollywood to be decorated to the nines for Valentine's Day, but I don't see a single heart. #KKH

[KK Hollywood Probs @KKHollywoodProb]

@young_ayyzian I don't know. My engagement feel apart, and I've been embracing the single life since then.

[KK Hollywood Probs @KKHollywoodProb]

@bizzle2k15 He was too needy. I skipped date night for a couple days to ~pursue my career~, and he decided we weren't right for each other.

[KK Hollywood Probs @KKHollywoodProb]

@young_ayyzian I usually just let them go. I draw the line at paying someone to date me.

[KK Hollywood Probs @KKHollywoodProb]

@bizzle2k15 You're doing better than me. My #KKH fiancé left me right before our wedding.

[KK Hollywood Probs @KKHollywoodProb]

@young_ayyzian 😭 I just need to figure out how to get Luther to pay me my weekly salary in K stars. #KimKardashianHollywood

[KK Hollywood Probs @KKHollywoodProb]

I feel like we should be able to pursue a singing career. Hollywood is more than just actors and models. #KimKardashianHollywood

[KK Hollywood Probs @KKHollywoodProb]

As the 6th most famous person in Hollywood, I'm kind of offended that I wasn't asked to perform at #SB49. KP isn't even ON the list.

[KK Hollywood Probs @KKHollywoodProb]

@_TwatchMeDoIt That's not crazy. It's just smart time management. 👍

[KK Hollywood Probs @KKHollywoodProb]

@LenaBarron Who knew Whos visited Punta Mita? #KimKardashianHollywood