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I am a child of God: Made in 🇰🇪, assembled in 🎌, polished in 🇩🇪. I speak Sustainable Finance, Circular Economy and 日本語。Current job seeker in Kenya.

[K @KKaifere]

Me: I am going to Japan.
People: I heard you went to China.

[K @KKaifere]

@Ckanyinda_116 I have since matured as a Christian and think the kind of Christians need love and a hug 🤗.

[K @KKaifere]

@dnahinga @MainaKaibere Thank you sensei for sharing your wisdom with us 👍🏾.

[K @KKaifere]

@frank_ojwang #Word

[K @KKaifere]

When I was in HS my day started at 4:00!

The only time I have woken up that early after HS was to catch a flight to my undergraduate graduation, because my siblings insisted that I must attend my graduation (they were right).

Honestly, I don't know what 8-4-4 prepares you for.

[Prof. Alfred Omenya @aomenya]

BURNING DORMITORIES - It is sad that it has taken burning of dorms for the so called education experts in MoE to realise that continuos learning without a break is an assault to mental health of the learners + the teachers. One would have thought this is common sense. @KTNNewsKE

[Ms.Kimani🫧🎀 @SheilaKimani4]

@sunnyshallie For prescription contact lenses,there is optical clinic in Juja city mall, for three months contact lenses pairs they charge you 1500/ for all the pairs. Whereas in optica all this would go for 4500/.
The clonic is called Optirex.

[K @KKaifere]

@ImmaKaibere @MainaKaibere Nirudi Ruaka na hata barabara hakuna!!!

[K @KKaifere]

@MainaKaibere @ImmaKaibere No we ain't.

[K @KKaifere]

@ImmaKaibere @mungaikihanya Yes. They kept an elementary school that had one student in a certain grade open. Of course the other grades had very few students too but you get the gist of these my distant relatives, yeah?

[Mohamed Wehliye, MBS @WehliyeMohamed]

People who live in Rongai & who have bank accounts with banks in Nairobi- Hizo ni offshore accounts?

[K @KKaifere]

@KennethAmbet @kavitandolo @ImmaKaibere Personal growth 🤣🤣🤣

[K @KKaifere]

@ImmaKaibere @kavitandolo The way I read that tweet: The Kaiberes came all the way to Machakos and didn't bring me soda kubwa. Waliletea mama yangu sukari na maziwa.

Next time we shall bring ourselves 😎😎.

[K @KKaifere]

@MainaKaibere Little Human: Kwa nini hauvai glasses zako.

Extremely Intelligent Me: Because my eyes need a break 🤓.

Little Human: Kwa nini?

Me: I want my mum 😭.

[K @KKaifere]

@MainaKaibere @Saichovsky Some guy said "huyu ana pesa, angalia hio miwani". Now I know not to discard my old school glasses. Hizo ni kwenda shopping Gikomba. I'll just need someone to "see" for me 🤓.

[K @KKaifere]

@maxwell316 Sorry for your loss.

[K @KKaifere]

@ImmaKaibere want to weigh in on this one?

[Karani Mutonga @Karanimutonga]

It looks like nowadays the slowest vehicles and lorries drive on the far right express lane. Maybe it's time @KeNHAKenya changed Kenya highway code to left hand drive. Should we have this conversation?

[K @KKaifere]

People: I heard there was a big snake on Waiyaki way this morning.

Me: Packs my bags and moves to Alaska ✌🏾.

[K @KKaifere]

@nyakwar_milanda Brace yourselves, brace yourselves!
Sending you hugs.

[K @KKaifere]

@CalebKaruga 10 green bottles standing on the wall 🎶🎶🎶🎶

[K @KKaifere]

@wawiranjiru @Food4Education @ImmaKaibere this is the lady and the program I was telling you about tukiwa Narok.

[K @KKaifere]

Me to butcher: Nataka minchi ya 200 bob.

Oh my Japanese brain has been upon me all week 😭.