Kristian Kriete

I'd rather fight one horse-sized duck than one hundred duck-sized horses.

[Kristian Kriete @KKriete]

@emilyrogal i'm so down tho #willtheyorwontthey #teamclare #definitelydidntlookupbachelorcontestantsforthesakeofthistweet

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@proponation rob my house of internet instead, we can play civ5

[Julia Kap @proponation]

Calling on my fellow nestlings @KKriete and @MattHallways. Join me again for a Twitter throwback.

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This candle on my night stand smells amazing but I don't think "Day's End" can really be considered an apt name for a scent.

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Most tense game of Rock Papper Scissors of my entire life with @MattHallways

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Accidentally wandered into a Burlington Coat Factory, now a dragqueen and his friend "Diva" are educating me on high heel etiquette. Fierce.

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This is what happens when we take Mr. President to the samovar. http://t.co/Zl6gOkmF

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So I guess I use Twitter now? Blame that on @proponation. Social networking and shit, yeah.