Kaley Werner

Concert junkie, Office enthusiast, movie quote expert, decent fisherwoman.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

This is bad

[Kaley Werner @KLEWlesss]

@stoolpresidente Okay but nobody told you to dip it in their ranch? Easily would get you to an 8.1

[Erin Sorensen @erinsorensen]

1. I am so glad she is OK.
2. Volleyball is an amazing sport made up of incredible athletes and it's a shame these matches are on ESPN+.

[Nebraska Volleyball @HuskerVB]

Soak it in Husker Nation.

We’re headed to the Final Four!!!!

[Trent @BarstoolTrent]

Chicago's the 3rd largest city in the United States by the way. #TheBachelor

[Kaley Werner @KLEWlesss]

So it’s been a while since I’ve been in a bar but since when is it necessary to have a line dance to every possible song?? I don’t understand.

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

*A Chiefs defender breathes*

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

[Kaley Werner @KLEWlesss]

When Bennett says “WORLDwind”.. #HarvardGrad #BachelorNation

[Kaley Werner @KLEWlesss]

@NikiBroich @LaurenStivrins Always 🤍

[Kaley Werner @KLEWlesss]

Okay I understand that football is life to Nebraskans, but can we please mourn the postponement/cancellation of Nebraska Volleyball as well? I would literally pay to get hit in the face by @LaurenStivrins if it meant there could be a season.

[Kaley Werner @KLEWlesss]

@Livia_Ellen_ @LaurenStivrins YES. THIS.

[kenzzzzzz @kenzihiebner]

I miss ordering from amazon without anyone knowing about it

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Don’t nobody wanna watch ya lives.

[Kaley Werner @KLEWlesss]

@Livia_Ellen_ @LeslieMasek

[Kaley Werner @KLEWlesss]

@rachelasche I relate to this so hard

[Kaley Werner @KLEWlesss]

When the world inevitably shuts down due to the coronavirus y’all can find me at my grandmas house chillin, waiting out all you weaker beings, living off her stock pile & enjoying her witty humor.

[Brian Baumgartner @BBBaumgartner]

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