KP Makes Poor Life Choices

sff writer. foodthusiast. occasional guest star in your worst nightmares.

[KP Makes Poor Life Choices @KLPenington]

out of curiosity, how many of you Swifties currently lobbying against Ticketmaster also bought all four album versions of Midnights?

i’m trying to see something. 👀

[ehime ora @ehimeora]

My toxic trait is thinking wild animals would sense my kind spirit and leave me alone.

[KP Makes Poor Life Choices @KLPenington]

@alechiadow Got room for a kooky human and kookier dog?

[KP Makes Poor Life Choices @KLPenington]

may we all strut through life with as much confidence as Lady Chonk in her matching swag

#DogsofTwittter

[Dr. Bryan Leyva @DrBryanLeyva]

Pediatrician here. I want people to know that death by firearm is not rare in kids. In fact, it has been the #1 cause death in this age group since 2020. In 2020 alone, 4300 children died from firearms. That’s equivalent to one Boeing 747 plane crash every month for 9 months.

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

No parent should drop their kid off at school and then need a DNA test to ID which child is their child because they have been blown to pieces by an AR 15

[KP Makes Poor Life Choices @KLPenington]

you know times are tonight when you rope your dog into performing a duet with you during your apartment complex’s karaoke night 😂😥

#DogsofTwittter #karaoke

[KP Makes Poor Life Choices @KLPenington]

in case you’re having a bad week (and who isn’t) here’s a video of my dog winning the gold medal for “best trick”

#dogsoftwitter

[Heidi Stevens @HeidiStevens13]

You guys @RAYGUNshirts made them https://t.co/v8YT3HFd23

[KP Makes Poor Life Choices @KLPenington]

If the Supreme Court and/or States DO turn their attention to restricting access to contraceptives next, my quality of life immediately diminishes, as it will for so many other people.

Please don’t do this.
#RoeVWade #GriswoldVConnecticut

[KP Makes Poor Life Choices @KLPenington]

One memory that will always stick w/ me is calling my mom from school, sobbing, because I’d just bled through my khaki uniform pants, despite both my pad AND tampon as backup, & my math teacher wouldn’t let me go to the bathroom to clean up.

I was 11 & have been on BC since. 🧵

[KP Makes Poor Life Choices @KLPenington]

The Supreme Court coming for Roe v. Wade is, in a word, terrifying. It’s equally maddening that the very thing Republicans hate so much could be prevented by making BC more affordable and accessible.

[KP Makes Poor Life Choices @KLPenington]

@caz_tastrophe @HillaryMonahan Here’s our reenactment + a tad more sparkle (you’ll see)!

[KP Makes Poor Life Choices @KLPenington]

@HillaryMonahan my girl won first place for best trick last weekend and I swear she was even more proud about it than me

[Julia Ioffe @juliaioffe]

To think we spent 20 years fighting violent religious extremists—abroad.