Me: I am not going to sit around all day and do nothing during this quarantine! I’m going to clean my house, workout, and get my work done!
Me everyday of the quarantine so far:
I don’t know if y’all have ever tried teaching/coaching while being hoarse but it absolutely sucks! I’ve been told I sound like the slug woman from Monsters Inc, Darth Vader, and the creepy old dude from Family Guy...teenagers are ruthless 🙃
They may be playing for a national championship, but can some of these @ClemsonFB and @LSUfootball players identify Britney Spears?
SPOILER: No they can't.
I took my 16 year old nephew out to lunch today. The waitress handed me the check and said “Here you go, mama!” My nephew looked at me and fell on the floor laughing...people just don’t want me to be young🙄