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HMD member - Newcastle #JoseluIsBack

[K @KL_HMD_]

70 years over and out

[A L B I N O @Sweeninho9]

Happy Five Years Everyone!

[Mike Bird @Birdyword]

Listening to AI researchers talk about the future capabilities of AI vs listening to AI researchers talk about the future social/political consequences

[Bradley Robson @BSRobsonNE]

Livramento was granted one good cross to last his entire career and redeemed it at Wembley last year, big respect

[Dima Zaytsev @dizaytsev]

Word of caution - do not build your business around an AI feature, OpenAI can make it irrelevant with a single release.

Astra just killed a whole cohort of Pelican Driving Simulator startups.

[Chris Smyth @Smyth_Chris]

No 10 has corrected previous announcement, saying Narayan will be in new DBSIT and Cabinet Office

Doesn’t suggest great attention to the detail of this reorganisation

[ben @benhatesnufc]

‘Haven’t you heard mate? Newcastle have gone into liquidation’

[Ciaran @ps2startupintro]

I hope after the World Cup final, Pougatch sees out the final broadcast with “What did we learn from this? That life TRULY is a highway”

[Scotland National Team @ScotlandNT]

Bye-bye Scotland.

A letter from the GafferBye-bye Scotland.

A letter from the GafferBye-bye Scotland.

A letter from the Gaffer.

[K @KL_HMD_]

Was great not having to think about Newcastle for a while... but on another day where a player turns us down, this tweet is a horrible but timely reminder that not only did we fucking lose the derby twice (both in appalling ways) but those points helped them qualify for Europe.

[Richy @RichySouthern]

One thing that will always baffle me is how some sections of our support will make excuses for the club no matter how obvious it is that we’ve got things badly wrong.

Even after a 12th place finish, two derby defeats, and Sunderland qualifying for the Europa League in their first season back in the Premier League, there are still people desperate to explain it all away.

We lost Isak. Mitchell was shite. Bruno was injured. We had a European away game before both derbies.

At some point, you have to stop making excuses and acknowledge what’s right in front of you. The club has regressed, and pretending otherwise doesn’t make you a better supporter.

It must be absolutely blissful living in a state of perpetual optimism while ignoring the blindingly obvious warning signs.

[Jack @J_92__]

I’m sure St James Park will be a sane, rational place when Alexander Isak scores the winner for Liverpool in August

[Dan Clark @DanClarkPR]

POV: you’re a monk on Lindisfarne in the 9th Century

[K @KL_HMD_]

God I love him so much

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Emil Krafth will bring an end to his seven-year stay at Newcastle United following the expiry of his contract this summer.

He will depart the club with 106 Magpies appearances and a Carabao Cup winners medal to his name.

Thank you for everything, Krafu 🫶

[not bort van houten again @Bortvanhoutenn]

"You stupid fucking euros you can't walk the match. There is a toxic waste swamp surrounding the stadium you fucking morons"

[alexmassie @alexmassie]

This will be very popular and it would make everything worse. A maxim for our times, right enough.
(You can’t fix housing problems by reducing the supply of housing.)

[Jordan @x1892xJordan]

There is always a goal against the mentally impaired Newcastle United sides of the previous decade in these kind of goal comps

[Ben Harris @btharris93]

Greens and Lib Dems the most duplicitous here, which comes as no surprise.

[Lewis Goodall @lewis_goodall]

The entire Davidson episode has shown up many elite American “progressives” as being anything but. Indeed their politics has proven deeply hollow, entirely lacking in the empathy and respect they claim is central to the creed. All they have is a performative behavioural code which doesn’t mean much.

[Antonello Guerrera @antoguerrera]

“jeffrey can i have, jeffrey can you give Jeffrey can you organize, can you call, can you arrange…”

[K @KL_HMD_]

Guess the club and criticism challenge (very possible)

[Adam Keys @adamkeys_]

This is the most needless ragebait article from a once influential broadsheet. Like many, they are catering for the bottom feeders. Having a 'senior features editor' attacking fans for simply following their team, whilst paying some of the highest ticket prices in world football, is an embarassing indictment of the state of modern journalism.