Kari Lyons

I am the girl who listens to sports talk radio and enjoys whiskey.

[Kari Lyons @KLyonsTM]

@Meesalou Spend the money. Stay at The Hewing. Rooftop hot tub

[Kari Lyons @KLyonsTM]

@Gaardsy You just need to post about it on Nextdoor and it’ll go away.

[Kari Lyons @KLyonsTM]

@PatMcAfeeShow Minnesota has a bunch of fireflies currently

[Kari Lyons @KLyonsTM]

@WHENESOTA Each of the cars in front either drives regularly with their flashers and/or has at least 12 bumper stickers on their car.

[Zack Pierce @ZPathletic]

You all can criticize the Timberwolves all you want, but they’ve never blown a 29-point lead in the NBA Finals.

[Kari Lyons @KLyonsTM]

@88mugsy88 @ohthatfknguy Meow

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@88mugsy88 @ohthatfknguy Really good basketball!

[Kari Lyons @KLyonsTM]

@DanaWessel Appleton she’s take the shuttles

[Kari Lyons @KLyonsTM]

@harryjsisson You know that Whoopi isn’t their coach anymore, right?

[Kari Lyons @KLyonsTM]

@TheRealLati_99 Like the newspaper guy?

[Kari Lyons @KLyonsTM]

@88mugsy88 That sign?!

[Kari Lyons @KLyonsTM]

Naz Reid out here playing like we haven’t dedicated 2 towels to him.

[Kari Lyons @KLyonsTM]

@lakeshow73 Jaden should have dragged his gorilla nuts right over his face and snatched that ball

[Kari Lyons @KLyonsTM]

@88mugsy88 I’m right behind you!

[Parkway Pizza @ParkwayPizzaNE]

Tony Brothers has been banned from Parkway Pizza for unethical behavior towards Chris Finch.

[Kari Lyons @KLyonsTM]

@NadineBabu Jaden should have showed him the gorilla nuts

[Kari Lyons @KLyonsTM]

Do not make me get out my Luke Ridnour yelling voice tonight!

[Kari Lyons @KLyonsTM]

@RuthlessPodcast with @ComfortablySmug watch in full effect, it’s a great time for your own @marcorubio meme of taking on another role.

[Kari Lyons @KLyonsTM]

Did they decide how the @NHL draft lottery works by using Mad Libs?! CTE in full effect.

[Kari Lyons @KLyonsTM]

@MeatSauce1 @AAAMoversInc Are they trying to take that tree out?