kirk

a big idiot

[kirk @KM4Realz]

James Harden is the Sisyphus of basketball. After an entire regular season of manipulating the rules he faces divine retribution for his deception as he approaches the summit, and is compelled to begin again at the base of the mountain

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Oh my. The wet spot left behind by Harden was either not cleaned and/or improperly so. Dean Wade wipes out seconds later and the Pistons get a crucial wide open layup as a result.

[kirk @KM4Realz]

Jalen Duren when you need him to catch a pass

[kirk @KM4Realz]

Jalen Duren plays basketball with closed fists I’ve never seen anything like it

[kirk @KM4Realz]

Created an app and published it on the App Store. Now it’s time to promote it to everyone in my industry on LinkedIn.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

it would seem that the value of the raw chicken comes from its potential. a raw chicken's destiny has not yet been written, whereas a rotisserie chicken's fate is sealed.

[spor @sporadica]

He moves through a realm not made for him, where order has replaced nature. A world that mirrors the shape of creation but improperly. The mechanisms hum like wind streams without souls, precise but hollow, lacking spirit. Where am I, he wonders.

Sometimes, I understand him.

[kirk @KM4Realz]

Something magical about seeing a fat guy wet a step back 3 in a pickup game

[kirk @KM4Realz]

Learned today the word “sanguine” exists in both French and English, both originating from the Latin “sanguis,” yet mean totally different things. Things don’t get much more interesting honestly

[kirk @KM4Realz]

How do you get your wife to admit that etymology is cool

[kirk @KM4Realz]

Working on a concept for an Albanian pull-up

[Cedar You @our_decay]

I like exercise names like “Romanian deadlift” or “Bulgarian split squat.” The addition of an Eastern European country adds a certain gravitas. I’m gonna invent something called the “Moldovan pushup”

[kirk @KM4Realz]

Was the lead on a job last week so rented a car and drove everyone to the job site every day. Day 1 my Spotify automatically came on over Carplay and I turned it off. Coworkers said let it play after I asked if they were sure. They didn’t ask me to turn it on the rest of the week

[kirk @KM4Realz]

Best day ever @fujimoto1954

[kirk @KM4Realz]

How I describe every other state

[kirk @KM4Realz]

How I describe Michigan to people not from Michigan (Homunculi)

[kirk @KM4Realz]

I go through cycles where I think WhatsApp could be useful and almost immediately after redownloading I remember why it sucks

[kirk @KM4Realz]

Sure. Whatever. I don’t even care anymore

[kirk @KM4Realz]

My body is Constantinople and sweet treats are the Ottoman hoard