katie

Costco gold star member est. 2019

[katie @KMChammer_]

Everyone knows someone with an irrational fear of a condiment

[katie @KMChammer_]

@peacock If if I were a streaming service I would simply be good at streaming

[katie @KMChammer_]

@peacock the guy who owned my tv before me and never logged out of peacock isn’t paying the subscription fee for this kind of nonsense. please figure this out

[katie @KMChammer_]

if I were a ticket selling company I would simply just be good at selling tickets

[Ticketmaster @Ticketmaster]

Due to extraordinarily high demands on ticketing systems and insufficient remaining ticket inventory to meet that demand, tomorrow's public on-sale for Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour has been cancelled.

[katie @KMChammer_]

@Brit_frinz takes time from international trip to tweet this

[katie @KMChammer_]

@what_the_helen_ yeah only belt loop clips are acceptable

[💯 @1998hondacoupe]

no membership? no problem. get the fuck out

[helen @what_the_helen_]

@KMChammer_ Don’t be shy. Show the world your gallon sized bag of baked beans. They deserve to see it

[katie @KMChammer_]

babe is everything ok? You’ve barely touched your baked beans

[katie @KMChammer_]

I got my wisdom teeth removed yesterday and apparently I immediately asked the nurse for Costco pizza upon waking up from sedation

[katie @KMChammer_]

@msladyjummie it’s apart of me now

[katie @KMChammer_]

the heat that radiates off my laptop when I try to play sims is the main cause of global warming

[katie @KMChammer_]

I got butterflies when I walked into the bar yesterday and they were blasting colbie caillat’s Bubbly

[katie @KMChammer_]

the cdc has lowered the isolation time for covid to 3 minutes and 47 seconds. just enough time to listen to Time of our Lives by Pitbull and Ne-Yo by yourself and then carry on as per usual

[katie @KMChammer_]

I asked the Uber driver to play music and he played follow me by uncle kracker

[katie @KMChammer_]

me at any bar in New Jersey

[katie @KMChammer_]

Think we kissed but I forgoop

[katie @KMChammer_]

I’m getting ripped tonight

[katie @KMChammer_]

@obamaluvr1 no I mean todlor

[katie @KMChammer_]

you’re like a candy store, and im a todlor