Kristy

[Kristy @KMMcCthy]

Just cut it short in your fantasy. He won’t even notice.

[Kristy @KMMcCthy]

Every single issue that anyone has ever had can be tracked back to a manchild and that’s a fact.

[SZA @sza]

Most ppl aren’t giving you a hard time on purpose .. their HAVING a hard time and it spilling over . Tryna remind myself .

[Kristy @KMMcCthy]

I want to be plucked from earth and placed in a scene from any given I Spy book and live the rest of my days out there.

[Kristy @KMMcCthy]

@carisabyrne BV every time

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

adhd is so stupid. like why have I been holding my pee for 45 minutes

[Kristy @KMMcCthy]

Bro I gotta stop using “So, did you eat pork and sauerkraut on New Years?” As a conversation starter with my clients

[books 📖 @bookpoets]

it’s never too late

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

i luv when young bitches do old bitch shit, like crochet, that’s so cunt !!!

[Kristy @KMMcCthy]

My hands look 67 years old at best

[Garrett Watts @Garrett_Watts]

Some girl at a party last night told me that my vibe was "giving slim jim" and I'll never forget that for as long as I live

[Kristy @KMMcCthy]

I would use all three wishes on more dopamine

[Kristy @KMMcCthy]

That’s it….we’re making it official now…Once your baby hits the 12 month mark, you legally must start measuring age in years.

[Kristy @KMMcCthy]

@briepic_ Ummmm what????

[Kristy @KMMcCthy]

There is no question that the inconsistent, inefficient, and outright exploitative US healthcare system is the primary catalyst for the majority of the near 50,000 suicides committed by its citizens each year.

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

girls this life is getting really hard to romanticize

[Kristy @KMMcCthy]

I somehow signaled the algorithm to give me hoof-trimming clips and now I am neck deep in the delusion that I am qualified to be a farmhand

[Kristy @KMMcCthy]

@monicacailee Ilysm