Mr. K

[Mr. K @KMNoah]

"Don't get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life" Dolly Parton

[Mr. K @KMNoah]

@OdrekRwabwogo You forgot to abduct and torture the future..

[Mr. K @KMNoah]

@TommyLeeUganda Pes planus.

[Nada Andersen @NadaAndersen]

@jbyabs, good afternoon. Respectfully, is there enough room for everyone?

[Dr. Bireete Sarah @SarahBireete]

The elephant in the room is #WhereIsM7? When the president fails to protect the Constitution and rule of law (Art 99) - he has no Executive Authority to exercise @KagutaMuseveni @StateHouseUg #FreeEriasLukwago

[NTV UGANDA @ntvuganda]

Obwannantagambwako bwanditeeka eggwanga mu katyabaga

#NTVNews

[Ahmed Mugume @MugumeReports]

From Kazoora to Kainerugaba ✍️

[Isaac Ssemakadde @IsaacSsemakadde]

REBELS: Those who lectured us are now mute.
#WeAreNoLongerNeutral #NoApology

[Jim Spire Ssentongo @SpireJim]

@AgoraCFR

[Dr. Bireete Sarah @SarahBireete]

Entwiga ekoze etya? 😊

“Obunaku tiburya bundi”
#FearTime
#BakozeBatya

[Baba TV Uganda @babatvuganda]

Lawyer Ssegona on Gen. Muhoozi’s role in the abduction of former Lord Mayor Erias Lukwago. #BabaNews

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

Ugandans are here today because those in power resisted atrocities of those who were in power before them. Ugandans will remain in this state of affairs because they glorify, they refuse and they are afraid to resist the atrocities of those in power today.

[Saasi Marvin @sasmvn]

Ugandans should learn to be a bit steady. However armed Muhoozi is...he still goes to the toilet. Whatever you do in toilet he does too. He is a human being...

[Mr. K @KMNoah]

Attending Kabaka Mwanga and Mukajanga's victims' memorial with coffee 😉

[katsu @katsuxbt]

John Cena says his first WWE contract paid him $12,500 a year, his rent was $1,200 a month

"I quit my job immediately to become a professional wrestler, my first contract was $12,500 a year and my rent was $1,200 a month..."

"I was already operating at a loss, but the good thing about credit cards is they'll mail you more opportunities to get more credit cards, so I take more of the plastic pieces that get me free food to survive"

[SKEAUX @SKEAUX2]

@ClubShayShay @ShannonSharpe People ingest mushrooms and have conversation with mushrooms. 🍄 I’m people.

[Mr. K @KMNoah]

@ClubShayShay So, aliens if they exist don't look like they do in movies. I mean, we share 20% of our genes with bananas and we don't look anything alike, so how would aliens look like us?

[Club Shay Shay @ClubShayShay]

"2,000 years ago, the sun was in the constellation cancer on June 26th. It's not there anymore. ... It's an entire constellation off from the origins of the zodiac [signs]." - @neiltyson

[Club Shay Shay @ClubShayShay]

"You can fit 5 United States into Africa. ... Don't get me started." - @neiltyson

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Whatever [the next outbreak] is, we ain’t ready for it. We still have anti-vaxxers running around.”

“I don’t trust scientists. I saw a YouTube video, so I’m not going to take it.” (mocking)

“I don’t want you to ever forget this story.”

“20,000 years ago, we’re in the cave. Do you know what the life expectancy was?”

Shannon Sharpe: “10 years? 15 years?”

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “30. Half of everyone born was dead before they were 30.”

Shannon Sharpe: “Wow!!!”

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Fast forward to 1840… everyone born in the world was dead by the age of 35. We gained five years of life expectancy. And every one of them ate organic, breathed clean air… Science matters here.”

“We’ve doubled the life expectancy with antibiotics, vaccines, and sanitation. The three biggest forces operating on our longevity. So to come around and say I don’t need vaccines because I’m not getting sick, that’s like saying, why are you using dandruff shampoo? You don’t have dandruff.”

Shannon Sharpe: “Well, I don’t want to get it.”

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “That’s my point. If you’re successful, people think you don’t need it when that’s what’s creating the ongoing success in the first place.”

[First Things First @FTFonFS1]

“I told you guys... the Spurs would march into OKC’s house and demand that SGA give them one of his fabulous fur coats… kicked up their feet… they said get ready for a DELICIOUS Game 7 with Tex-Mex food and a prickly pear margarita.”

@Chris_Broussard calls for la boîte 🤣😭