Kevin McBride

Dive Bar Operations Specialist. Lover of Imploding Franchises. Handicapped Golfer.

[Kevin McBride @KMac1800]

@EpicClipVault What in the Pee Wee Herman?

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

How it feels to watch a baseball game with no rooting interest that is currently putting 2 fanbases in the worst hell they could imagine

[Houston Astros @astros]

Unforgettable moments. History made. Forever champions.

Welcome back to H-Town, Press and King Tuck!

[Draught Emporium 🛸 @FlyingSaucerHou]

Our newest bar, The Kid, officially opens next Saturday with $1 Burgers, Booze and Beer!

1815 N. Durham in The Heights

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Dude annoys girlfriend with songs about her

[Jairon @Jair1228G]

I’m ready for my baseball team to piss me off at 8 pm on a Monday again.

[Space City Sports @LiveSCS]

I root for Springer, I root for Correa, I root for Tucker and guess what. I’m rooting for Breggy.

[Space City Sports @LiveSCS]

Go kill the Yankees, Champ 🏆 🏆

[APOLLO MEDIA @ApolloHOU]

If nobody had us, Kyle Tucker had us 🫡😭

[Jake Meyers Fan Club Member @DelRaz09]

MLB fans: Can you remove blackouts?

Manfred: You wanna pitch clock?

MLB fans: No, we want to end...

Manfred: Say no more, we'll add a ghost runner in extra innings.

MLB fans: What?

Manfred: Ever heard of a golden at bat?

MLB fans: [turns on football game]

[Always the Jake @JacobsFieldRBW]

After a pitcher’s duel between PIT star Gerrit Cole and STL star Jack Flaherty, MIA star Giancarlo Stanton hit a go-ahead 2-run homer to drive in WSN star Juan Soto.

Then BOS star Mookie Betts drove in LAA star Shohei Ohtani to tie it, and ATL star Freddie Freeman walked it off.

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

Julia needs a statue somewhere in Houston. I will die on this hill.

[Kevin McBride @KMac1800]

@PaytonDove @theronaldbrown Edibles are a helluva drug

[Scruffy Murphy's @ScruffyMurphys1]

We have a website!

Unlike our restrooms, it actually works!

https://t.co/xFF13q5oJp

GRAD WEEK 2024 shirts & tanks!

2024 Dia & 2024 Scruffs Scramble shirts!

And a bunch of other stuff that tells the world, “I’m a bad decision maker but fun at parties!”

#ScruffsFashion

[Scruffy Murphy's @ScruffyMurphys1]

We’ve apparently been blessed with a Total Solar Eclipse on the same day as our beloved Dia. So what else is there to do but make a party and another stupid shirt out of it? Shirts and tanks are both available at our online store now!

https://t.co/lXOjfp6cC8

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Most evil prank

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

This is awesome 👏👏

[Kevin McBride @KMac1800]

@BTVDude @nut_history They had to move it in so it would fit on the chart

[Scruffy Murphy's @ScruffyMurphys1]

BEARS WIN!!!!

Scruffs player of the game has to be the kid J’Kobe Walters with 28 points and 6 boards, HOLY HELL I LOVE THIS KID!!

CELEBRATORY RANDOM TUESDAY NIGHT KARAOKE!!!

#SicEm