Kelly James McElroy

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Quite simply the most magnificent goddamn champion the great sport of bowling has ever known. 🎳

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[Kelly James McElroy @KMacCourier]

@LeBatardShow Badmoos Barnes

[Kelly James McElroy @KMacCourier]

@Super70sSports

[Drunk Uncle Ace @TheBurgerlab215]

They really mad at Will Smith, I aint heard Summertime all Summer...

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

MLB: We should minimize all injury risks.

Also MLB: Let’s see if this motherfucker can hit 900 home runs in 8 seconds without dying.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“What happened, Rory?”

“Well, I was leading and then General Custer birdied every hole on the back nine …”

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

MJ then took this kid to a casino where they lost $400,000 in three hours.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Joe Pettini led the National League in 1981 in both saving time in a bottle and asking operators to help him place a call.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

This shirt is for a chosen few. They know who they are, and they are my kind of people.

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[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Sandy Alcántara, Ridiculous 101mph Two Seamer...with 20 inches of run. 😲

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Dusty Baker fires home while one fan pukes over the railing and a shirtless George Carlin gets the fuck out of Dodge. Don’t ever try to tell me baseball’s better now.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Accidents happen, but what the hell was Peter doing chucking an outlet pass into the fucking hallway?

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

The crack cocaine of cough drops.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I’m not telling you what to do, but my personal theory is never get on any ride that was assembled eight hours ago in a parking lot by a team of drug-addicted felons with more tattoos than teeth.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I don’t give a fuck about combined no-hitters. Once a reliever is in, it’s just a fucking shutout to me.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I bottomed out in 1983 when I had piles of this stuff on my desk like the 6th grade version of Tony Montana.

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

PNC did everything right

[Misty Leigh McElroy @mistymac]

Bubba spent 439 days at the shelter.

I have no idea why. This dog is a dream dog for anyone looking for a companion.

Seriously. He is amazingly well-mannered and so sweet.

He doesn’t beg.
He doesn’t bark.
He doesn’t growl.

He’s available to anyone in need of a best friend.

[Kelly James McElroy @KMacCourier]

@PerrynKeys @RodWalkerNola Really good read!

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Baking in the 100-degree Texas heat drinking an ice cold Coors watching Charlie Hough float knucklers. You tell me that’s not living the life.