Katelyn Marchyshyn

“marketing has become a promo whose goal it is to sell us all the idea that the moon is actually made of fluorescent green cheese.” - Bernard (a FB commenter)

[Katelyn Marchyshyn @KMarchyshynPR]

@kaitlynn_brooks @StarbucksCanada Me too 😭

[Katelyn Marchyshyn @KMarchyshynPR]

Hi Sean K @StarbucksCanada :)

[Showpass @showpassevents]

Our love letter to @VancityReynolds
@Senators @NHLFlames

[Katelyn Marchyshyn @KMarchyshynPR]

Alberta, you’re a total Boss Babe! So proud of you for paving your own path and being your own boss, who needs science, am I right girlie?🦋 😄 No one does it like you, that’s for sure💋

[AB Press Release parody @ABpressrelease]

We will no longer be pretending to care. Good luck. #COVID19AB #ableg #onyourown

[Calgary Eyeopener @CBCEyeopener]

Elizabeth Carson has been on the hunt for #yyc's best lobster rolls. She just revealed her top two: East Coast Market and Grill (checkered paper) and @ourdailybrett takes the #1 spot. What's your fav in the city? #lobster

[Katelyn Marchyshyn @KMarchyshynPR]

In a world full of annoying ads, I truly believe I have found the worst courtesy of @Outlook
Making an ad look like an unopened email then launching into a new tab may be peak advertising annoyance :')

[Renan Bernardo is mostly on Bluesky @RenanBernardo]

“I’m so happy the pandemic is finally coming to an end.”

The pandemic:

[Katelyn Marchyshyn @KMarchyshynPR]

I would say that 50% of my time at work is spent editing my disgusting cuticles out of product shots

[Katelyn Marchyshyn @KMarchyshynPR]

@GoemansOlivia LOLZ

[Katelyn Marchyshyn @KMarchyshynPR]

@GoemansOlivia 80 cents??!?? Buy them all and pass them out dt!!!!

[Katelyn Marchyshyn @KMarchyshynPR]

Artists of #YYC, looking for neon artists open to commissions 💙

[Katelyn Marchyshyn @KMarchyshynPR]

@CTVCalgary Clickbait checkkkkk

[Katelyn Marchyshyn @KMarchyshynPR]

using sexism as clickbait just aint the move in 2021

[Katelyn Marchyshyn @KMarchyshynPR]

It’s not “just old people.” These are people who had flourishing lives with so much more to offer. Take responsibility for your actions and remember that every number you see in a stat was a human with a story and a whole world around them, just like you. https://t.co/JW0x25itCh

[bil bonar - OFFICIAL @hcbil]

This is what is frustrating me about the recent provincial COVID-19 updates. Stop telling me who’s fault it is. Start telling me how you’re trying to help.

[bil bonar - OFFICIAL @hcbil]

In a restaurant when a mistake is made during the rush, that is not the time to assign blame. When it’s busy you just put your head down and try to fix the problem. If blame needs to be assigned you can do that after service, when your head is clearer.

[Katelyn Marchyshyn @KMarchyshynPR]

just one of my many new friends :-) I have about a thousand of them to name, so drop your suggestions below! ⬇️⬇️⬇️ @IKEACanada

[Katelyn Marchyshyn @KMarchyshynPR]

hey fellow 🌿plant🌱lovers! This is a PSA about @IKEACanada plants. They look great and are affordable, but trust me, they become less affordable when you have to throw out $100s worth of plants when it brings a 🪳 infestation into your house :-)

[Katelyn Marchyshyn @KMarchyshynPR]

I wouldn’t b warning you if this was just an isolated incident, but check the reviews on @IKEACanada’s website for even more heebeejeebees 🐜🕷🦟🪳