Tim Wright

[Tim Wright @KMarxTheSpot]

I wonder if @jkkantor can play Twisting by They Might Be Giants at the John Hodgman Road Court gig tonight.

[Tim Wright @KMarxTheSpot]

@RamblinWreck34 The list of NBA seasons with 500+ minutes, 70%+ FG%, and 90%+ FT%?

1. Luke Kornet, 2023-24.

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@taylorcsnow @Grant2Will @rob_williamsIII @KendrickPerkins Keep an eye on Luke Kornet, who has 21 100% games so far this season.

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@Zipcar I don't understand. Please take a moment to read again what I wrote. I never found my car. As of 8:03 it was still being used by someone else and my plans for the day were ruined. Part of the app is worse than useless.
This thread is all the development team needs to see.

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@Zipcar TFW your zipcar you reserved starting at 6:00 a.m. is not there means you have to wait 2 hours to tell customer service that something has gone wrong. Hitting the "honk horn" button at 6:30 and being told by the app to wait until 6:00 is, um, customer-hostile.

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@Zipcar Here's what happens when you try to honk the car horn (in hopes that maybe the car was parked in the wrong place). This was taken at 8:03 a.m., 123 minutes after I was supposed to find my car. Helpful!

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@Zipcar Until my reservation started *when it had started 30 minutes earlier*. I know Zipcar didn't ruin my plans for the day, but Zipcar ensured that I had to wait two hours to get *any help at all*. By that point it was too late.

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@Zipcar I've already been "helped" to the tune of an hour of driving credit. I don't know why (1) I could not alert Zipcar when I found out my car was missing, and (2, more important) why the app is so poorly written that when I tried to find the car it acted like I should wait 1/2

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@lrndlg As of Match Day 13, Amanda is 3rd out of 23,943 players with 69 correct answers against. So, you're not imagining that everyone is doing great when they play you.

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@NHLPlayerSafety What Wilson did to Buchnevich had nothing to do with playing hockey. What he did is illegal in *MMA* fights. How this helps the safety of players is yet to be determined.

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@lrndlg A nonorientable surface has, in effect, only one side, because you can follow a path that takes you on both sides. A Möbius strip is an example. Nonorientability is separate from having rotational symmetry.

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@DanScavino I suppose this means we can all steal your original content without attribution.

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@BostonPatrolmen @yellowdoortaco To be clear, I'm not saying that the BPAA was acting like a bevy of jackbooted thugs in its original tweet, but trying to intimidate the populace by doxxing protesters is not the way to show that you aren't a bunch of fascists.

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@davidplouffe Yes, no other president has ever been criticized on FoxNews with nobody defending him. #OnWhatPlanet

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@SenatorLoeffler Release all of your emails about your stock trades and we can talk.

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3M ramped up N95 production in the US and elsewhere starting in January because China had ordered extra N95 production from factories in China. Not because the federal government asked. https://t.co/WsZK9NUhSZ 2/2

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When did the Trump administration figure out that it needed the one American company to ramp up production of swabs? March *13th*. 1/2
https://t.co/pMoHeoOhn3 @lastweektonight

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@realDonaldTrump Like noted spokesman John Barron? That's a name with which you should be very, very familiar.

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@realDonaldTrump On Pitcairn Island (where they have a functioning democracy, where, you know, where you have to win an election to serve on the Island Council), no one is calling the coronavirus a hoax. Even though they are hundreds of miles from anywhere. (https://t.co/GJgg7imNbl).

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@KFILE “You know, the very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don’t alter their views to fit the facts. They alter the facts to fit their views... which can be uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering.” (The Doctor "Face of Evil")