KMay

true friends don’t keep score

[KMay @KMayAllDay]

They don’t tell you when you’ve got a booger peepin

[Krissy @KrissyMeehan_]

What is a subtle sign someone isn’t a good person?

[White Sox on CHSN @CHSN_WhiteSox]

BRADEN MONTGOMERY WALKS IT OFF IN HIS MLB DEBUT 🤯

[KMay @KMayAllDay]

@TheRealRieffer Seems like a missed opp to call them “PCAint’ers”

[KMay @KMayAllDay]

@newman88131 @JSmooth3y @carleypero Been closed for a minute.

[KMay @KMayAllDay]

“Oh I’m sorry, my AI agent said that, not me.”

This is gonna be fun.

[KMay @KMayAllDay]

@AllyTaft Answer the call. Mute yourself. Do not hang up. Let them hang up. They won’t call again.

[KMay @KMayAllDay]

If the Bulls have even the slightest clue, they take Acuff Jr.

[KMay @KMayAllDay]

@TheGeneral_0 corner bar! Looks the same today.

[KMay @KMayAllDay]

@Bunny_ngl What’s my age again?

[KMay @KMayAllDay]

@Chase_Senior The problem is using the pro bowl to evaluate talent…. Shedeur Sanders shouldn’t be the objective.

[KMay @KMayAllDay]

@ThrillaRilla369 diabolical

[KMay @KMayAllDay]

@benedictsred Jerked off shore. Came last night. Fresh.

[KMay @KMayAllDay]

If you’re “not mad” you’re not necessarily happy.

But if you’re “not happy” you mad af.

[KMay @KMayAllDay]

@tommyborchez @VinnysCorner1 Nice job avoiding the question!

[KMay @KMayAllDay]

@tommyborchez @VinnysCorner1 At what point will Purdue strive to be the best instead of better than IU ?

[KMay @KMayAllDay]

@IUHoosiers Did ya kiss his ass before or after? 😑

[KMay @KMayAllDay]

I get wayyyy too excited watching people struggle to parallel park

[KMay @KMayAllDay]

@tommyborchez @recruitsindiana

[KMay @KMayAllDay]

@amazon prime membership ❌
@Uber one membership ❌

Deliveries are still never timely but glad im not paying for that bs anymore

[KMay @KMayAllDay]

@deeore5 that’s table stakes, you let me in and I’m stepping out the car to bow to you

[KMay @KMayAllDay]

If you’re trying to sell something, anything, on fb marketplace for $5 then you grossly undervalue how much your time is worth.