KarlieMay🍾

[KarlieMay🍾 @KMay_Mill]

Man.. There were so many degrees I could have gotten that would have been so much less work than this.

[KarlieMay🍾 @KMay_Mill]

@fauxfresh

[KarlieMay🍾 @KMay_Mill]

I am THE most annoying drunk. Little sober me will be sitting in my brain chillin, telling me “plz stop, you’re being annoying.. go lay down” & drunk me just flips her off & keeps talking way too loud & close to peoples faces like eww wtf

[KarlieMay🍾 @KMay_Mill]

Look around at the situation you’re in. If you don’t like what you see, then change it! I see so much laziness & entitlement in ppl who complain the most about where they’re at in life. DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. Work hard.. do better ‼️

[KarlieMay🍾 @KMay_Mill]

✔️Good Girls
✔️Orange is the New Black

[KarlieMay🍾 @KMay_Mill]

✔️Greys anatomy
✔️The office
✔️Parks & Rec
✔️Stranger things
✔️Love is blind
✔️Riverdale
✔️The tiger king
✔️Sex education
✔️On my block
✔️The trials of Gabriel Fernandez
✔️13 reasons why
✔️Dexter

[KarlieMay🍾 @KMay_Mill]

You know you’re out of shape when you do an ab workout & it makes your legs feel like jelly ??????

[KarlieMay🍾 @KMay_Mill]

@christa_pickett Yay! I need something to keep me occupied for a while because I fly through these shows way too fast 😭

[KarlieMay🍾 @KMay_Mill]

✔️Greys anatomy
✔️The office
✔️Parks & Rec
✔️Stranger things
✔️Love is blind
✔️Riverdale
✔️The tiger king
✔️Sex education
✔️On my block
✔️The trials of Gabriel Fernandez
✔️13 reasons why
✔️Dexter

[KarlieMay🍾 @KMay_Mill]

Y’all have the money to get sleeved out but your teeth are rotten, it’s confusing

[KarlieMay🍾 @KMay_Mill]

@christa_pickett Literally gonna start it rn 😅😂 I was browsing for something new

[KarlieMay🍾 @KMay_Mill]

Weird I’m watching this dude rn on a Riverdale binge & here he is bragging on the show that I just finished obsessively binging

[KarlieMay🍾 @KMay_Mill]

Thought of the day: there are humans in this world that would probably pay good money to watch me eat or sleep or something on live camera.

[KarlieMay🍾 @KMay_Mill]

1. Waitress/hostess @ casa ole
2. Cocktail waitress @ backyard music hall in bmt
3. Phone book ad saleswoman
5. Assistant manager @ Cato’s
4. Daycare teacher
5. HemOnc nurse at Texas Children’s
Lollllll call me a jack of all trades 😭🤦🏼‍♀️

[KarlieMay🍾 @KMay_Mill]

@CLiles_23 DUDE, me & mark finished that shit so quick! I loved it😭😂

[KarlieMay🍾 @KMay_Mill]

Mark & I started watching “You” and were in season one where it seems like he’s gonna kill the therapist & I go “ok he needs to stop, this is too much” & mark goes “everything he does is for HER, Karlie.. you’re ungrateful” 🤨⁉️

[KarlieMay🍾 @KMay_Mill]

Plot twist: my employer starts paying attention to how many times I’ve clocked in late & fires me.

[KarlieMay🍾 @KMay_Mill]

I’ve watched this literally 17 times

[Cami Rose @shesrosy]

Its October 1st and i wanted to bring my favorite video ever back to the time line

[KarlieMay🍾 @KMay_Mill]

I should probably get some schoolwork done but also yolo I’m gonna go for crawfish instead