Emerson Bigguns

Activist Pacifist

[TPH @TPH141190]

My dog when I eat all my own dinner and don’t give her anything despite her just being fed :

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

wife: and you’re sure you looked in the pantry?

me: yeah

wife:

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

If you had this haircut as a child you may be due financial compensation.

[Emerson Bigguns @KMcCrypto]

@AdamBLiv I hope so, but Might be anticipatory buying for a rate cut based on the fed’s new criteria for inflation saying inflation is easing. Might be the last bull trap before the spring gets fully coiled to start the next bull run. But trying to time bottoms is senseless. DCO daily

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

The 2026 Emmy Nominations were announced and Joel Osteen has been passed over, yet again, for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series.

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

Immodium salesmen this week

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

Me: I'm going to eat healthy

Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea

Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you

[Bob Dog @BobDog19006]

@Real_Ames "An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile — hoping it will eat him last."

-Winston Churchill

[Emerson Bigguns @KMcCrypto]

@megbasham Same

[Emerson Bigguns @KMcCrypto]

@HelloBenWhite @UEFA Did you really say “integrity of the game” referring to FIFA?

[Emerson Bigguns @KMcCrypto]

@OnyxOdds Dude has Kirk Cousins’ agent

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

Every single time

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

The stadium cleaning staff seeing that Japan has been eliminated:

[🇺🇸 The American Culturist 🇺🇸 @MericaCulture]

You know who didn't complain about the summer heat in France? The U.S. Army back in June of 1944

[Tristan @AyoTristan]

Guns and Moses

[Emerson Bigguns @KMcCrypto]

@Fr0l3t @Strategy @saylor If insurance companies are in the S&P, why not strategy? Same game. Strategy just uses BTC as the balance sheet instead of stocks and bonds. But strategy has fixed liabilities while insurance companies can have massive calamities of immeasurable amounts of payouts

[Emerson Bigguns @KMcCrypto]

@Fr0l3t @Strategy @saylor Insurance cos purchase your risk and you give them premiums they never have to pay back. They pay claims only with new policy sales. They invest your premiums to pay stockholders. Strategy buys risk w/STRC and pays a fixed amount in fiat while investing in BTC for MSTR holders

[Emerson Bigguns @KMcCrypto]

@Fr0l3t @Strategy @saylor They are an operating company and, as such, need to pull all possible levers at the right time to be net BTC accretive for MSTR in the long term. Bear market moves to strengthen the balance sheet long term shouldn’t bother folk who understand BTC volatility.

[Emerson Bigguns @KMcCrypto]

I’m making this the official song of all Bitcoiners as we wait out the remainder of this bear market. HODL on, Bitcoiners https://t.co/6cC7eykNWy