Kristen Johnson

Makin' it happen • Optometrist 👁

[Kristen Johnson @KMichaelaJ]

@thejbell1 @erastourticketz Sent you a DM!

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@erastourticketz 🏨 I have a hotel room (1 king bed) for N1 at the JW Marriott (15 min walk to Lucas Oil) available! Message me!! 🫶🏼

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A substitute teacher pooped a full turd in the floor of the library

[aidrum 🇦🇷 @mushroomfromgd]

What was "the incident" at your high school?

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@ThatZoeChick Jail

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My boss ordered a cookie cake asking for an eyeball at the top and “Go Team!” at the bottom:

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Zillow ads: $250K, no inspections, no counter offers, I know what I’ve got

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The man I married vs the man I’m married to

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Why are they both giving me that LOOK

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

founder of costco: [drunk as hell] it’s gonna have hot dogs and optometrists

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She’s a 10 but she falls asleep at (literally) any given opportunity

[Zoebaby @ThatZoeChick]

Goals

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DJ play Boot Scootin’ Boogie

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Update:

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I’ve wanted to be an optometrist since I was 10 years old and today is my first day as Student Dr. Jolley 😭 feeling so thankful and excited

[don ✨ @ddpain_]

The little lambs:

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Here’s my dog being really confused (but very enthusiastic) about where we live

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I guess we’ll never know who got into the trash today

[parmesan chicken @midsommar_stan]

Is the grinch his name or his ethnicity or his job

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Me, who hasn’t even started her career yet:

[Nick Jones @Nick_Jones423]

Another day wishing I was retired.

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Went to a Hogwarts party & my husband INSISTED on being a BROOM 🧹