KNDY55

All opinions are my own, most likely not even opinions I have. I occasionally make jokes. If I offend you I apologise, if I make you laugh you’re welcome.

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@NatHird77 @fesshole Probably not, it likely happens more often than you’d imagine. 😅

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@Mossybhoy @fesshole Spend it all on cocaine and hookers as soon as your cheque hits… I am not a licensed financial adviser.

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Arrived at my Hotel in Turkey 🇹🇷 . Bloke behind reception asked me If I would like a genuine @Apple Watch. I tell him they’re obviously not genuine to be told I’m wrong and that they’re a genuine copy.

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@Paul_Briley @handyfish106 @BladeoftheS Bot or Not, they have a point. Changing the way people drive would involve more than you imagine to a lot of the countries roads and road supporting infrastructure… unnecessary cost.

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@CounterStrike is just unplayable now. Everytime I get to a promotion match the game crashes and needs Game File Verification which never works then because I get kicked from the game I then lose 1k elo EVERY damn time. I miss CS:GO, at least that game worked most of the time.

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Hey @AdamSandler isn’t it about time we have a sequel to ‘The Cobbler’? I think I’ve waited long enough. 💙

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@StarTruckerGame Do we have a release date yet?

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@DannyLee1980 @NZXT @LondonSpermBank Can’t mate. Just like online, I shoot blanks.

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@Morrisons Already done that. Got a bot response which ended in zero assistance. 🤣

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Hey @Morrisons if you fancy putting some filling in your doughnuts anytime soon that’d be great. 😘

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@Gangstaswag1 @upsides81 @luccianababy @fesshole Steady on fella, ‘she’s smarter than your GF’… probably not as humble though.

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@school_ttv @brandfluencetm Guess all the rumours about @brandfluencetm being scammers and scumbags weren’t unfounded. Just a shame that amazing communities that put time and energy into doing good are the ones that ultimately miss out.

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@CSGOEmpireV2 76561198032665513 👑

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@Morrisons Not necessary to look into it. It’s happened so many times at different stores I think it needs less Jonathon Creek and more ‘internal team memo’….“Dear employees, don’t be so tight with the doughnut fillings.”👍

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@PlayOverwatch British people remembering about the last Porsche/Tank collab from 75-80 years ago.

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I thought @SUBWAY criminality stopped with their Ambassador being a Nonce. Oh it gets worse. £18 for a foot long meal deal. That’s the real crime.

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@FayeEsq @anon_opin This is the correct hill. 👍

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@PicturesFoIder But who the fuck is driving ‘1 mile’. 😅 over a 100mile journey doing 100mph is 100% better than doing 50mph. 🤣