Lina Fernandez

I just wanna be a mean tweet that gets read out loud on TV.

[Lina Fernandez @KNIVESY]

“Call your doctor if your boner lasts longer than 4 hours.” What, at 3 in the gd morning? And THEN what, leave a voicemail?

[Lina Fernandez @KNIVESY]

@isaiahrmartin Folks voting for the face eating leopards party slowly realizing that they have faces that leopards can eat.

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@elonmusk Good god your existence is such a joke. Also out of curiosity, when did you get your citizenship?

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@RandiWhite Tom was chill about him not being my MySpace friend. Those were good times.

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@claudiamconwayy Oof. Can’t think of a worse outcome than the orange tub of lard taking over

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@annvandersteel Source?

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@jk_rowling Good god you’re so cringe. I love it. Not in a positive way, but I love it.

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@CynthiaCS1980 @GeorgePapa19 Lmao. Clowns say the darndest things

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@MarshaBlackburn Maybe they were looking out for our best interest. As a nation. As a planet.

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@joerogan Is it that they’re all the same age?

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@BidensWins Counterpoint, let’s elect someone who has a full handle of all their faculties. Neither candidate, who both count as artifacts, should be making decisions for all of us who are still actually alive.

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@liz_churchill10 @LeadingReport 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@HazelAppleyard_ That sounds like a girl to me Idgi

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@jk_rowling What if you just decide to do better? Might not be too late

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@POTUS Babe, ALL wages are doing badly. The federal minimum wage has been the same for 16 years. Teachers are resting on top of the poverty line. There is no middle class.

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@Bubblebathgirl @POTUS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@jk_rowling I mean. There are plenty of parallels with The Matrix.

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@MeadowsDan Dawg, I would’ve left within 15 minutes.

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@itsallrealitv Terrible news! Hope things make a turn soon.

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@elonmusk Ah yes. End Wokeness. The very reputable source.