dev 🐦‍🔥💫

another tale for the next dreamer. playboy billionaire philanthropist. wanted dead or alive. ++ -+. ㊗️.

[Steez @worldwidesteez]

Let it be known I seen the vision back when she was tryna cosplay as an evil dyke and yall were calling her a little boy

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

I just realized I can buy a barrel of foam Nerf footballs and I can bite as many as I want to instead of sneakin a bite like when I was a kid. I can season em too. I ain’t never used my free will da right way until now

[dev 🐦‍🔥💫 @KNOTTYNAHOBINO]

Whoever made Pokémon Wishes of Tomorrow is goated just for including a patcher on the webpage

[dudermane @612jack]

1 good coworker is worth a thousand bitches

[en ⚢ @butchriku]

This girl made her backstory up so people would feel bad for her

[GHOST @LordGhost____]

i ain’t gone lie. if you eat in the airport you land in you fat ass hell nigga 😂

[dev 🐦‍🔥💫 @KNOTTYNAHOBINO]

@kaneri01 Caught myself skipping around song 2 and 3 and cut that shit off

I’ll give it another shot eventually

[dev 🐦‍🔥💫 @KNOTTYNAHOBINO]

Scared to press play on this Yeat EP ngl PLEASE hit please please please please PLEASE

[Hudson @GuzzleGuinness]

@thedimitri They turned her from SF to LA Asian

[dev 🐦‍🔥💫 @KNOTTYNAHOBINO]

Alt coworker thought I was hitting on her when really I just wanna steal her playlists and use her as prop for fit pics

[eggwin/ran @eggofwins]

me when i have to fuse the persona ive grown attached too

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

They’ll kill me for saying this but if you’re good enough at your job you can roll in a few minutes late with an iced coffee on a regular basis and no one says shit about it

[JACQ FRANÇOI$. @jacqpfrancois]

you gotta be one crazy bitch.

[bleood @hyoudoe]

dese hoes dont want a wedding dey want instagram

[lithping leetha @loothifer]

but it should be

[Jose @Jose90491864]

Life is one constant quest of finding the quickest way to get back to your room to play video games

[IVY 🪖 @ivBEiGE]

Please look 😂😂😂😂

[MSc Jmmy @nudfkm]

@CoastalFuturist “Oh look at me, I have a lovely wife and beautiful kids” nigga fuck you

[DarkSkinedits @darkskinedits]

LET YOUR HEART GUIDE YOU FUCK NIGGA!!!!!