KNOble Savage

Primary antagonist. Hit [email protected] for features and Bar Mitzvah's IG:KNOBLESAVAGE.

[KNOble Savage @KNOble_Savage]

I think it may be time for me to re-enter the dating pool.

I’m not looking for the perfect person. It doesn’t need to get physical.

I just need somebody who can pop the zits on my back that I can’t reach

[KNOble Savage @KNOble_Savage]

I slipped on a banana peel in the grocery store parking lot. I got Mario Kart’d

[KNOble Savage @KNOble_Savage]

I wish you morherfuckers could’ve just left the word nuance in 2025

[KNOble Savage @KNOble_Savage]

@skate When’s it going to launch on PS5? Everything I’ve read said it would be at 12 central

[KNOble Savage @KNOble_Savage]

2025 is the year we run the word nuance into the ground

[KNOble Savage @KNOble_Savage]

Wish yall would’ve hated Hulk Hogan more when he was alive

[KNOble Savage @KNOble_Savage]

Does anyone else ever lightly microwave a container of ice cream (10 seconds tops) to make it easier to scoop? Or am I just a special type of lazy?

[KNOble Savage @KNOble_Savage]

Now this is a pro choice ad waiting to happen

[KNOble Savage @KNOble_Savage]

I’ve never made a post about politics. But I just want to in a country that feels more divided than ever, Democrats and Republicans can all agree on one thing

Jake Tapper is a dumbass

[KNOble Savage @KNOble_Savage]

If I hear anyone saying anything positive about Andre 3000’s garbage, Im blocking them. Dude said he doesn’t have it in him to rap but has time to do a 30 bar verse for Rick Ross. And now this bullshit. Yall glaze if you want, but 3000 ain’t doing nothing but wasting time

[KNOble Savage @KNOble_Savage]

Any male who was listening to Drake and glazing him the past decade should have to wear a Scarlett Letter and hang their heads in shame.

[KNOble Savage @KNOble_Savage]

@mbraig It’s ruining college sports.

[KNOble Savage @KNOble_Savage]

If we’re getting a new arena, it better be called the Thunderdome.

This isn’t rocket science

[KNOble Savage @KNOble_Savage]

Y’all need to quit telling me this Andre 3000 album is good.

Sounds like a high schooler made an album right after his first recital.

I love 3 Stacks too, but quit lying. Anyone else dropped that hunk of shit you wouldn’t care.

[KNOble Savage @KNOble_Savage]

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out

[KNOble Savage @KNOble_Savage]

Basic bitches, it’s your season

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NEWS 🚨: Mercury is now officially in retrograde motion

It will appear as if the planet is moving backwards from our view on Earth

[KNOble Savage @KNOble_Savage]

@DezzGotSteeze I wanted to be a Golden Lord for an embarrassingly long period of my childhood

[KNOble Savage @KNOble_Savage]

Man,

Disney has just destroyed all good things in rapid succession.

Star Wars.

Indiana Jones

Pixar

I usually don’t care about these things but my oldest niece is 9 and the youngest just started walking.

We’re talking a good 14 years of watching that mid tier

[KNOble Savage @KNOble_Savage]

@GrandxNational @WoRmFRS Glad a professional has my back on this matter.

[KNOble Savage @KNOble_Savage]

@mynameisJabee @ESPizzaHouse @MURS Fams in town?! I’m already there