Stephen 'Chaotic' Neutral

computer programmer. Trivia host. occasionally funny. He/Him.

[Stephen 'Chaotic' Neutral @KNeutch]

Jimmy Falon hasn't touched any of his Tonight Show potential.

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@MacFarlaneNews The name of Jeffery Epstein's best friend *is* off the facade of the Kennedy Center... but the Court order didn't say they couldn't leave the tarp up.

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@USA_Polling @ahammer__ Where would DC land were it not for Trump?

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@gtconway3d No wonder they call him a Socialist, cause Cuomo just got publically owned.

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@thethund3rtaker It's surprising how much a vest can add to an outfit.

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FYI, I host trivia across the street from the crime scene.

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DC police on scene of a stabbing in a Papa Johns at 25th and Pennsylvania NW. One reportedly in custody.

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@JustinRYoung @cspan @Google Breaking News: C-SPAN buys TikTok.

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@thethund3rtaker because The Communists Have the Music?

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@JustinRYoung @AndrewMayne And I'm going to keep dropping acid 'till I have the same trip a friend of mine had.

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@IwriteOK The timeline as I see it, is this:

1. Suffer injury, causing debilitating pain.

2. See life savings dwindle as Insurance Company fails to treat condition.

3. John Wick the fuck out of the Insurance Company's CEO.

4. Go to prison, get condition treated for free.

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@EastEndJoe He's a King in the sense that he needs the help of a horse and a bishop in order to mate.

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#TestShow379 Hey guys, the good news is pretty soon we'll never see another Medicare Advantage ad ever again.

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@JustinRYoung @CommunityNotes jsyk

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@AndyKindler @weedsheal @MSNBC Would you use Bluesky more if I start complaining about Katy Tur?

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@JustinRYoung How many Scaramuccis do you think RFK Jr.'s gonna last?

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#TestShow377 I hope they told Jimmy Carter she won.

Any thoughts on switching to Bluesky like the Swifties? Josh, Andy, and my fellow Spiralers are the only thing that's really keeping me on Twitter.

[Stephen 'Chaotic' Neutral @KNeutch]

@murphymike Luke-warm take:
The only real thing the D's could have done to effect the outcome would have been to have Biden resign after 2 years.
Would have gotten over the 'first female president' hump and have given her the post-covid economy.

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@michaelianblack He'll run a for a 3rd term and lose to Obama.

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@thethund3rtaker @TrussEgo Not gonna lie, it's going to suck for a while, but we'll get through it.

Stay strong brother.

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@fairylilymyth Good point, but the movie played it for a laugh.