Our full Red Rocks support is here! This is your very last chance to catch PORTALS live this year. This will be the biggest production we’ve ever put together. Don’t forget that Marc is coming back for one show only! Tix almost gone ⛪️⛰️
there’s something so comforting about being in my mid 20s thinking i haven’t done anything with my life and then remembering all of my favorite sitcom characters were over 25 years old in their PILOT episodes… when their lives are JUST getting started
You are so much more than your failures. If you don’t let them define you they will become stepping stones for your adventure. Keep the focus in front of you, not behind you. You got this ❤️🔥
For those of you who have nightmares about taking exams you didn't study for, I have dreams about recitals/dance competition performances that I never learned the choreography for 😭🤦
Learn Midwestern 101:
“We’ll see” - not coming
“I’ll let you know” - not coming
“Hmm not sure yet” - very sure about not coming
“I’ll see if we can make it work” - it will not and not coming
“I’ll think about it” - nothing to think about and not coming
One day you'll be driving down the same highway that you drove when you were 16 and instead of feeling heartbroken and crying while blasting music, you're on your way to a gathering of friends, your dog is in the backseat and you're singing along to the radio. Life is SO good.
do you guys ever think about how your life will never truly be like a sitcom where your biggest problems can be solved within a 30 minute window and all your friends love you like family not because of what you can give them but simply because you exist
My favorite gender neutral way to address people is by calling them “Big Dog”
It:
- is usable for all identities
- makes people feel cool
- sounds sick as hell