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🎨. hibisceaee

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⠀⠀ 𝗗𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧𝗕𝗘𝗔𝗧
IS * STILL * GOING TO
SOLVE * YOUR
CASE !

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⠀⠀ 𝗘VEN iF he
CAN'T SEEM to
SOLVE his
* OWN !

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unless we're gonna stab 'em, but-

i must teach him to . . Evolve .

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so this kid lost everyone in his life who he loved cause of his evil uncle who shot them into space, including the hamster, classic sad but SOLVED case on a Saturday
right

& i take him fishing, like a dad, but he brought a stick??
how're you supposed to shoot fish with THAT ?
⠀

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zero Watson applications , am i washed .

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i need a little buddy who can balance things on his head while simultaneously balancing on a ball himself so i can shoot at him & make it a fun game for us to do while bored & waiting on our next case
⠀

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i feel rather unimportant now .

.. i feel small potatoes .

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𝚎veryone is getting SH0T at apparently , guys, CALM ! DOWN???? I CAN ONLY SOLVE SO MANY THINGS AT ONCE !!!!

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okay , so some of these may be fireworks .

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𝚑oly ham on a meatlover's sub !!

do not worry , sir .
i will solve* this .

[Doctor Bionicle @doctorbionicle]

Who gooped all over prime

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( two digit gesture back & forth as he walks backwards slowly.
flexing his fire sticker arms.

bumping the back of his helm on a door )
APPLESAUCE-

( his form of 'hard-core cursing.

spinning on a tire heel & zipping around the corner instead,
giving up on the steady aesthetic )

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𝚠h-
... tacky ?
. . . . TaCKY ???
HE Y 🗯💢⁉️.
these are REAL . FLAMES .
RUNNING DOWN my ARMS .
REAL DEAL PROOF that i am NOT* the MECH to be MESSED WITH !!
they assist as an ACTUAL SPEED BOOST during HIGHSPEED CHASES!!
( placebo effect )

if you wanna talk tacky ..

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WHAT are those WINGS even FOR ??

TO INDUCE RELIGIOUS PSYCHOSIS & PARANOIA INTO ALL THOSE YOU
' RESCUE FROM THE FLaMeS . '
??????

YOUR SWEET SOUTHERN BELLE ACT MAY SAVE YOU SOME STARES,
but * I'M * wATCHING YOU,

INFERNAL INFERNO .

ALWAYS . WATCHING .

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slap on salami & sell a SANDWiCH!

i THINK I'VE TRACKED a NEW LEAD !!

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𝚒-
,,, it's Rung.
,, it's * rung.
i don't know if this is one of those social norms mecha commonly refer to as a type of ' comedy ,'
but for a mech as compassionate as rung can be ,
i don't find this treatment fair.

unless..
this is a triggerable brainfog ..!?

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there could be sparklings present .

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𝚕ook, PAL ,
i don't know what BUBBLEGUM
YOU'VE been flapping maw over, but i DO hope it CLOGS YOUR CHEWIN'.

&! soon !!
also -

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watch your profanity --

[ɪɴғᴇʀɴᴏ .ᐟ .ᐟ @livinghose]

someone hold me back before I kill that bubblegum bitch .

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( he hissed in substitute of an actual curse, falling off his ill-form on the chair.

the detective grumbled, righting himself to his knees to crawl after the ball )
they're all a buncha damn dogs,,

( grumbled the guy fiending for his lost tennisball )

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( 𝚕ong legs crossed while he sits upside down on a chair, throwing a tennis ball into the air & catching it with one servo, the other arm supporting his helm )

i tells'ya! the mech these days think they're so macho, they'd fight their own reflection for territory !!
mm, mm, mm

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me, though ?
i'm too top notch. calculated, calm, compassionate, the whole fancy platter & the pristine table cloth that patterns under it !

( tossing the ball up too high,
it jabs against the ceiling then smacks into his face before rolling away )

sHAMpOo-.. cONDiTiONER !!??