KOD

happy to be here

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Moving forward, if you think I look like someone please don’t show me. It is the easiest way to hurt my feelings.

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This is the third notification I’ve gotten about this

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Andrew Tate unfortunately brought 33 cars to an intellect fight

[blink-182 @blink182]

We’re coming. Tour’s coming. Album’s coming. Tom’s coming. Tickets on sale Monday. New song “Edging” out Friday. https://t.co/lJmgXqI4ab

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Do y’all think Adam Levine listens to Cbat

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I don’t know how this is even possible but I had two completely separate friends in this city attend two completely separate backyard hibachi parties last night

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I wish McDonalds never gave us all day breakfast. It’s so much easier to never have it than to miss it

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I can only dream to be remembered like this

[NPR @NPR]

Fred Franzia, the California winemaker behind "Two Buck Chuck," died Tuesday at 79. He was guided by a simple belief: A person should not have to pay more than $10 for a bottle of wine.
https://t.co/NyBl17Yrjn

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Angela Bassett simply has to be a vampire or some other type of immortal, there’s no way she’s 64

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Do men name their group chats?

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If the US saw a country behaving like the US is currently behaving, the US military would probably intervene

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My Uber driver is playing the actual original version of hound dog wow a man of taste

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I need to know if there was rationale behind which new girl episodes had a full theme song and which didn’t

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This is a really bad time for me to fall back in love with miles teller can this movie go away

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I have one request for @Spotify, can we please have a setting where you can stop impacting your wrapped for a certain playlist?? I need my bedtime music but I’m tired of seeing the score from Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium in my wrapped :/

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My mom had to buy her own escape ladder for her classroom.

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If your grilled cheese is on anything other than Hawaiian or sourdough kindly leave me out of it

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It’s almost 2am and I’m microwaving a sock full of rice for any minor relief from my back pain and it just reminds me of how I was told I was faking the pain in college

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Went to watch a game with pals and they randomly decided to tell me that they think in the best person to know in Austin and let me tell you I CRIED IN PUBLIC

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You either die a hero or you live long enough to see Zac Efron play a dad in a movie