KORGON

Conform! Comply! Consume! A hundred years of making FLOOB™
Proud sponsors of Diabolical Machines |

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Korgon can help you ignite your passion and embrace the unknown. #conform #comply #consume #diabolicalmachines #korgon #amachinefordying #satire

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The Korgon Way: creating value out of thin air.
Who needs tangible when you can have mysterious?
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[KORGON @KORGONGROUP]

Own nothing. Pay everything. It's a no-brainer.
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The Korgon Roadmap: we promise to take you places. Buy Korgon and see where you end up!

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[KORGON @KORGONGROUP]

Own a piece of the future. Before it vanishes. #conform #comply #consume #diabolicalmachines
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Be the first to catch a glimpse of Diabolical Machines, a dark arcade of mysterious, discarded machines waiting to reveal their stories to you.

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[KORGON @KORGONGROUP]

Do you believe in Magic? Buy Korgon today to achieve the impossible.

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The Korgon Roadmap to success: Step 3. Get the most out of your workers and maximise yield. #diabolicalmachines #workerinabox #floob #conform #comply #consume

[KORGON @KORGONGROUP]

Your very own Worker in a Box. The ultimate collectible.

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[KORGON @KORGONGROUP]

The Korgon Roadmap to success: Step 2. Build your own production line with the right components.
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[KORGON @KORGONGROUP]

The Korgon Roadmap to success: Step 1: Use your Worker in a Box to start producing your own Floob #diabolicalmachines #workerinabox #floob #conform #comply #consume

[KORGON @KORGONGROUP]

No New Year’s resolution? You need the Korgon Roadmap to success! Our “Worker in a Box” will allow you to build a Floob production line whilst maintaining a disciplined, placid workforce. #diabolicalmachines #workerinabox #floob #conform #comply #consume

[KORGON @KORGONGROUP]

Create your own strictly regimented production line in which workers and machines work to a disciplined rhythm. Pick up a copy of our “Worker in a Box” welcome pack from our new state-of-the-art website.
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[KORGON @KORGONGROUP]

How do you like your Floob? Do you slather it on your face for healthy, glowing skin, pour it on your cereal for a tasty, nutritious breakfast or squeeze it onto your toothbrush for a clean, fresh mouth? There are a million ways to take it. After all, it’s your Floob, your way!

[KORGON @KORGONGROUP]

Life at Korgon: Tom Fracking, Senior Miner

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Looking for a new challenge? It takes a unique blend of qualities to be a Korgon worker.

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Life at Korgon: John Smith, Factory Worker

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[KORGON @KORGONGROUP]

It’s the wonder ingredient of the century. An award winning product with innumerable wellbeing benefits e.g. calmness, clarity and compliance. Available in many forms, catering for a range of palettes and wallets.

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[KORGON @KORGONGROUP]

Often, we hear about our workers experiencing unbridled joy and eerie calm at work; a feeling that is infectious, almost like a virus. We affectionately refer to this as “The Korgon Bug Effect”. And be warned, there is no cure!

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