WatchmanEmeritus

Lanky fella who spends his life yapping about football, athletics n geopolitics when not toiling for the bureaucracy.

[Dr.Miriti Mutugi(MBChB) @dr_miritiMD]

Some Consultants in Meru and Chuka wanted to kill me because I told one of them she was not being fair attending to patients at her clinic then coming at 3pm and summoning me back to start ward rounds that would run to 6:30pm and I am to be on call at night where you end up

[WatchmanEmeritus @KOTHBYRO]

Wueeeh

[Hon. Njeri Maina @Hon_Njeri_Maina]

Some of you will say that it is consensual sex, that the women are looking to gain something from the men in powerful potions. I do think on a very minimal scale, that could exist.

However, truly, where significant power imbalance exists, it invalidates consent.

[WatchmanEmeritus @KOTHBYRO]

@Kabugo_ Funerals are free/open entry while birthdays are invitation based ceremonies. Unfair comparison though point taken.

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

When my sister wanted to buy land, she informed my parents.

My dad asked, “Is your husband aware?”

She said, “No.”

Dad replied, “Tell him first and get back to me.”

She never did.

Later, my dad found out through my brother and called her husband.

“Are you aware your wife bought land?”

The husband replied:
“No sir. But why would she do that? All the properties I buy are in both our names.”

My sister called my dad angrily:

“Dad, you want to scatter my marriage!”

My Dad answered her:

“You’re the one already scattering it.”

Twelve years later, she still thanks him. She said her friends had been advising her to buy property secretly.

[Limo 47ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠlimo @Limo_kipkemoi]

I was the local architect here. Kere has mastered his art.

[Mashirima Kapombe @MKapombe]

There is a clear line between youthful rebellion and criminality.
In 2015, I met parents affected by the Kyanguli tragedy. 15 years later, their grief was still as raw as it was in 2001. The #UtumishiGirlsTragedy is a reminder that some actions leave wounds that last a lifetime.

[TITANIUM™ @johnshaquille1]

The fact that drug dealers and strippers would feed a starving baby before the church
is the reason Jesus flipped tables and hung out with
"outcast" and "sinners.

[JackMan @realest_jack]

@C_NyaKundiH I am a psychologist and I tell you he should grief with the wife alone but just under monitoring to avoid self https://t.co/sVlQ9X6lxc amount of soothing, talking or therapy can help him,He is in denial and anger stage.
Therapy can kick in from the bargain stage.

[Nut Omba @iammwendawazimu]

@Mainah_Munuhe @Ndonglaw043 You can choose to parade yourself naked in a cctv zone. That shouldn't mean the cctv will be moved till allow your misadventure.

[Kenson Mutethia @KensonMutethia]

Here is the thing. The CCTV in Utumishi Girls was installed just where it is supposed to be in every school dorms; in the Hallway. The proper question to ask is: Why are there kids sleeping in the hallway? Asking why CCTV is installed in dorms is nonsense on stilts bcs they must

[The Only Joe @MjengoKE]

Mnaolewa na mpaka Joseph of Arimathea? 😂

[Arsene Eliud @its_thuo]

Double tragedy as a parent who was on their way to Utumishi Girls to pick their daughter was involved in a fatal accident, allegedly dying on the spot.

What I’ve witnessed today was so heartbreaking, I’m grateful my child is safe and I pray for grace to fellow parents #utumishi

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

The wrong partner can set you back financially, mentally, and spiritually.

[Skeka @realskeka]

Kikuyu culture fell off so bad. It's the most fvcked up community in Kenya rn. Zero sense of identity. 99% LGBTQ ni yao , wamama ndio wanazika mwili apo Murang'a na Kirinyaga wamama ndio wako na nduthi stage. Wanaume wameketi kwa nyasi wanatetemeka wakiskiza Ann Waiguru.

[iQwatson @iQwatson]

The state of Kikuyuland
From Ngecha to Mũng’etho
Muchatha to Mũratandia.
If you as a young man do not drink alcohol and have won over the peer pressure of “being cool around mbogi”, you have won 75% of the fight for Becoming a Man.
He’s saying he’s 21 years old and he looks older than his father. That his reproductive organs are completely dead.
The Purge began 20 years ago. Kikuyuland is Kwishaad.
I was at the funeral service for MP Kiaraho in Tigoni and I witnessed a swath of young drunk Kikuyumen were positioned around the entrance of the Liquor Library facility where the Vice President was and they were begging for cash from every motorist that drove in. Others were waiting by the kitchen tents to scramble for free food. There were hundreds of uniformed police GSU and NYS personnel serving their country in pride, dignity and honor.
. Young men and women in uniform serving Kenya.
Spoke to a bunch of them and majority of them - except for the GSU officer who called me by name- were non Murimas.
On Christmas Day at Kenol on our way to the village, I stopped to speak with the highly ranked officer controlling traffic in that mess that Kikuyus have created there, he was from the coast.
We passed by there around 7PM on our way back to Nairobi and that officer was still at the same spot controlling traffic in the chaotic melee of drunk young kikuyu men loitering aimlessly on the streets

[SAMMY FOREIGN🖤😾🖤 @EssienExsien]

Accountability is the one thing the modern woman treats like poison. She'd rather burn the bridge than admit she lit the match.

[Wambui @_fwambui]

The difference between 1$ qnd ksh1 is big that even if you earn ksh1 everyday, you won't make 1$ in 4mths

[WatchmanEmeritus @KOTHBYRO]

Now this kind of take is what they call "Opus" in Azerbaijani

[LEGAH @Legah_tr_]

No amount of Rain should tempt you as a man to carry an umbrella please 🙏🏾

[Indiscov @Iamindiscov]

This woman is now desperately seeking reconciliation with her estranged husband in Germany, pleading with him to reunite and rebuild their marriage after their divorce. In a video currently making rounds on the internet, the woman can be heard emotionally begging her husband to take her back.

She admits that her decision to file for divorce did not go as planned, and she now faces the risk of deportation. According to her, shortly after arriving in Germany, she was introduced to a women's group. Since joining the group, her life has taken a drastic turn.

Under their influence, she filed for divorce, believing it would empower her and open new opportunities.
However, the move has completely backfired. She is now regretting her actions and publicly pleading for forgiveness. In the emotional clip, she tells her husband that she has realized her mistake and wants them to come back together as a family.

She emphasized that reconciliation is her only hope of securing her stay in Germany and avoiding deportation.

The video has sparked reactions online, with many people cr¡t¡c¡zing her for listening to the women's group.

Would You Take Her Back? 😀

[KIPCHUMBA MURKOMEN, E.G.H @kipmurkomen]

What an outstanding performance from the @APSBOMETFC with yet another win against AFC Leopards.

Congratulations, lads. We climb 3 points up.

As Patron, I couldn’t be prouder of the players, the management and most importantly, our loyal fans for the support throughout the journey.

Let’s now finish big.

Kama kawaida, nitacheza kama mimi.
#TheBlackBerets