King Of The Hill QOTD

Heh.

[King Of The Hill QOTD @KOTHQOTD]

"Heh. I look like a jackass."

[King Of The Hill QOTD @KOTHQOTD]

"You hate me, do ya? After all the love I allowed your mother to give you!"

[King Of The Hill QOTD @KOTHQOTD]

"Well, something smells good. Could be turkey. Probably fresh particle board."

[King Of The Hill QOTD @KOTHQOTD]

"Cotton is jealous? But- but that is a human emotion!"

[King Of The Hill QOTD @KOTHQOTD]

"And that's not just what I think, it's what Cotton told me to think."

[King Of The Hill QOTD @KOTHQOTD]

"If you splice grandpa's head over yours in the wedding photo, it'll look like dad and grandpa are shaking hands!"

[King Of The Hill QOTD @KOTHQOTD]

"Brought my bayonet. Figured if it was good enough to kill fiddy men, it's good enough to slice some drywall."
"Well gosh, dad. I know you were saving that for when they unfroze Hitler."

[King Of The Hill QOTD @KOTHQOTD]

"Too bad we can't get dad a new dad for Christmas."
"Or can we?"

[King Of The Hill QOTD @KOTHQOTD]

"C'mon, Hank, let's go shoot us a Christmas tree!"

[King Of The Hill QOTD @KOTHQOTD]

"Yup, Douglas makes a good fir."

[King Of The Hill QOTD @KOTHQOTD]

"Why would you call in a false propane emergency!? We're looking at a $50 fine, once I report us."

[King Of The Hill QOTD @KOTHQOTD]

"Now how about I buy you an ornament."
"Peace!? You would like that, you draft dodger. Sure you can't find one with a flag burning on it?"
"It's Jesus-peace, not hippy-peace."

[King Of The Hill QOTD @KOTHQOTD]

"I'm lucky. Cotton is so easy to shop for. Either he likes what I get him, and he's happy, or he hates it, and he shoots it, and he's happy."

[King Of The Hill QOTD @KOTHQOTD]

"I say we just get him a gift certificate."
"That's a great idea, Bobby. We will give your father, who worked so hard to conceive you, the same thing we give the paperboy, who did nothing."

[King Of The Hill QOTD @KOTHQOTD]

"Dad! The world's best hammer!"
"Sears already sold me the world's best hammer, so someone's lying."

[King Of The Hill QOTD @KOTHQOTD]

"Llamo a Peggy Hill al banquillo... He dicho que llamo a Peggy Hill al banquillo."
"...Uh, Peggy, I think you should go up on the stand."
"You're right, that blowhard will go on forever if I don't get up there."

[King Of The Hill QOTD @KOTHQOTD]

"Whee doggy, I'll take me a burger with that shake."

[King Of The Hill QOTD @KOTHQOTD]

"I don't feel right about you letting me off the hook this morning. I think I need more than a slap on the wrist."
"Really?"

[King Of The Hill QOTD @KOTHQOTD]

"I was not flirting! I didn't even mention that I worked in propane."

[King Of The Hill QOTD @KOTHQOTD]

"I didn't make it to substitute teacher of the year by taking 'no' for an answer. Except on tests with 'yes' or 'no' questions where 'no' was the correct answer."

[King Of The Hill QOTD @KOTHQOTD]

“This is Lilian. She’s delicate.”
“Pleased to meet you, Lilian.”
“OoOoOooh!”
“That was much too sudden!”