GrumpyDad

Just a dad, trying to make sure his kids live in a better world.

[GrumpyDad @KO_Grumpy_Dad]

@boomerrbryan Dm

[GrumpyDad @KO_Grumpy_Dad]

Hey @NFLonFOX the roughing punter against the Cowboys was on the second player to make contact. Stop saying the Eagles got a break! @espn got it right.

[GrumpyDad @KO_Grumpy_Dad]

Calling all Eagles Fans!
Let’s help out a life-long member of Gang Green!
@Eagles #PhiladelphiaEagles

https://t.co/DfIdSqE5Yu

[Adam Overton @_adamoverton]

Look what happened to my Top Flite driver - not even a year old @TopFlite

[GrumpyDad @KO_Grumpy_Dad]

@_adamoverton @TopFlite I don’t think that is supposed to happen.

[GrumpyDad @KO_Grumpy_Dad]

@VABVOX There a few things in life that I hate. Well I fucking hate these prank videos.

[GrumpyDad @KO_Grumpy_Dad]

It’s gets worse.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Elon Musk: “Jonathan, the only reason I’m here is because you are a friend.”

Andrew Ross Sorkin: “First of all, I’m Andrew.”

[GrumpyDad @KO_Grumpy_Dad]

The self-destruction of Elon.

“Go fuck yourself” is met with uncomfortable laughter, not the expected cheers of fanboys.

His CEO of X is in the audience, too.

You can see the moment when realized he fucked up when he nervously reaches for his glass.

[GrumpyDad @KO_Grumpy_Dad]

@marceelias Keep on keeping’ on!

[GrumpyDad @KO_Grumpy_Dad]

@JoJoFromJerz He also needed two hands to count five.

[GrumpyDad @KO_Grumpy_Dad]

Why does one “tweet” in X?

Because the genius behind the idea didn’t think it through.

#XTwitter is a stupid name

[GrumpyDad @KO_Grumpy_Dad]

So if Twitter has Tweets, I guess X will have (e)Xits.

[GrumpyDad @KO_Grumpy_Dad]

@dhabecker @howie_hua This 👆

[GrumpyDad @KO_Grumpy_Dad]

“How dare you make them afraid because you are!”
#Pride2023 #prideally

[David Heath @davidhth]

Powerful lecture from Jackie Goldberg of the Los Angeles school board on protests against a children’s book with one sentence about families with two moms or dads. She says this is personal for her and really lets loose at the end.

[GrumpyDad @KO_Grumpy_Dad]

@HNTurtledove @MalcolmNance Wow, that makes me, with my 3 followers, feel so good!

[GrumpyDad @KO_Grumpy_Dad]

@HCalisthenics Please allow me:

https://t.co/Mi8theGagS

[David Mandel @DavidHMandel]

This was from my first year at @nbcsnl. Clinton was in DC before the inauguration and kept jogging into places to say hi. Written by me & @alfranken with an assist from #JimDowney.

[GrumpyDad @KO_Grumpy_Dad]

@MayoIsSpicyy Could be yes

[GrumpyDad @KO_Grumpy_Dad]

@BradleyWhitford So sorry for your family’s loss. He was such a cute boy.

[GrumpyDad @KO_Grumpy_Dad]

@chrislhayes He’s always manufacturing ways to get more friends.