K P Franchise

Franchise the lot. EVERYTHING! If you love it, FRANCHISE IT. Franchise your family, fewer members, better members, RICHER MEMBERS! Say bye to your shit cousins!

[K P Franchise @KP_Franchise]

Earth is pretty shit right now… let’s all move to the moon!… and FRANCHISE it. 👍

[K P Franchise @KP_Franchise]

@gazzamc71 Good to be back… there wasn’t much franchising to be done recently, but now there’s an opening for a test FRANCHISE!!!

[K P Franchise @KP_Franchise]

Everyone banging on about how “Brave” Chris Woakes was yesterday for going out to bat with a dislocated shoulder!

Big deal… I played with a dislocated ego for over a decade!

[K P Franchise @KP_Franchise]

Virat Kohli -

The cricketer - one of best test batters the world has ever seen. (Until 2021, since then he’s been bang average at best).

The person - absolute bellend.

Enjoy your retirement, shame you didn’t fancy one last struggle in England.

[K P Franchise @KP_Franchise]

@WG_RumblePants @willis_macp Absolutely not… they’re ours now!

[K P Franchise @KP_Franchise]

Sure, most list show the top 5 of a category. But not the good old EBC. They know that getting in to the top 5 is child’s play… it’s the top 6 that really count. Imagine how many I would’ve scored if we were in coloured kit.

FRANCHISE!!!

[K P Franchise @KP_Franchise]

People keep asking me, “did you broker the deal at Hampshire, Kev?”…

I couldn’t possibly say!

I’ll just say this, you’re all welcome!

See it, say it, FRANCHISE IT!

[K P Franchise @KP_Franchise]

You must’ve seen me at some point, Tony? That’s odd.

[Tony Steele @tds122]

i was just asked to rank the top 10 cricketers i've seen and this is what i've come up with . thoughts ?
1 S.K. Warne
2 S.R. Tendulkar
3 B.C. Lara
4 J.H. Kallis
5 I.V.A Richards
6 M.D. Marshall
7 G.D. McGrath
8 W. Akram
9 R.T. Ponting
10 C.E.L. Ambrose

[K P Franchise @KP_Franchise]

#MyXAnniversary 2 years ago I started this nonsense… been a bit quiet recently, but might start FRANCHISING again real soon!

What would you like franchised? Answers below…

[K P Franchise @KP_Franchise]

Someone just stole my dignity in London, cheers @SadiqKhan

[K P Franchise @KP_Franchise]

County cricket is back… and it didn’t even need to be franchised… yet!!!

[K P Franchise @KP_Franchise]

Cricket

[K P Franchise @KP_Franchise]

@danjadz_

[K P Franchise @KP_Franchise]

I feel seen

[WG RumblePants @WG_RumblePants]

“Often in this our life do we begin by cursing men and end by loving them. A sense of the common fallibility of all flesh makes us kin. No man is lovable who is invincible” - Sir Neville Cardus

Lots of us have had to change our minds about Zak Crawley.

[K P Franchise @KP_Franchise]

When commentating, some say “let the silence breathe”… not me, I say “silence is violence”. Therefore, I will endeavour to fill the silence no matter what I have to talk about.

You have my word, I will not the the silence, or the atmosphere, take control… ever! #INDvsENG

[K P Franchise @KP_Franchise]

@gazzamc71 There’s an idea!!!

[K P Franchise @KP_Franchise]

You know cricket, right… well, it’s pretty good really, innit?

[K P Franchise @KP_Franchise]

🤦🏻‍♂️

[jim maxwell @jimmaxcricket]

Bazbollocks has moved from batting to bowling. Absurd selection. Unbalanced. Inexperienced. At least England picked a wicketkeeper.

[K P Franchise @KP_Franchise]

What an incredibly shit take from an ex pro. The umpire is there to enforce the laws of the game, on and off the field. He had other jobs to do instead of pandering to this petulant, entitled, arrogant arse! Zero blame to the umpire in my opinion. @Brad_Hogg - right to reply.

[Brad Hogg @Brad_Hogg]

Not Tom's brightest moment but the umpires at fault to, rather than walking closer to Tom in a non confrontational manner with a smile to de-escalate the situation he stood in an intimidating manner seeming looking for confrontation. #BBL2023

[K P Franchise @KP_Franchise]

@crickshouts Not long enough of a ban… hideous behaviour! Never happened in my day! Pure respect for players, officials and the paying public!

[K P Franchise @KP_Franchise]

Pillock

[7Cricket @7Cricket]

The vision everyone's been waiting for.

This is the series of events that's led to Tom Curran's four-game suspension...