SassyPantsbyK

NSFW. Spanko. Middle. Awkward AF. Hot mess. Panty maker. Celebrator of joy. 18+

[SassyPantsbyK @KPantsby]

In case you forgot… I’m grown. 💁🏻‍♀️

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@postpolitics @AmiRuckus dis u?

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Imposter Syndrome has been strong lately, but today I had some recognition that I wasn’t expecting and needed to hear. 💜💜

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@ohaijustalex @Giraffaloops @smallestmanatee 😂😂🤣🤣

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@elonmusk But what if I pay $8…

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@NunaAF_ But it twerks. (Also on sale with Xmas stuff😂)

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Goal for today: finish organizing/unpacking the craft room.
Today’s reality: sitting on the floor of the craft room trying to decide if I should go back to big lots and buy this: 😂😂

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Starting week two of the same headache and my husband asked me if I tried taking Tylenol yet. 😒

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I hate doctor appointments. HATE them. 😭😭😭

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@TheShadowsPlay 😒😒😒😒

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@BiscuitsCherry Ahhhh… the good ol’ college flip n fuck. 😂 Every dorm room had one!

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My body is trying to convince my brain that it is time for bed. Luckily my brain won’t have it. 😝

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In todays episode of life in America, I’m about to pop some more Ibuprofen and pretend I’m not sick so I can continue working for the man. 👍

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I feel like I’m fighting something so I’m gonna heal myself with the power of Boozy pops. #shutupfreezewarning