Kaye Patten

Author of children’s picture books and chapter books. I love to included grandparents because I am one. Be inclusive naturally without shouting about it!

[Kaye Patten @KPattenauthor]

Really glad we bought the top of the range NEFF Open & Slide Oven for the locking mechanism to break on Christmas Eve…. !!!!!! #Neffoven # NEFF #christmasdisaster #familychristmas

[Kaye Patten @KPattenauthor]

Award winning children’s first chapter book with a hilarious ending at the Christmas Nativity! A great gift and sticking filler https://t.co/4s2tdjv1SC

[Kaye Patten @KPattenauthor]

You’ll never guess what happens at the school nativity….! #firstchapterbooks #Christmasgifts #Christmas2024 #Christmasbooks #donkey #donkeyrescue #schoolbook #christmasplay

[Kaye Patten @KPattenauthor]

Check out PixelPawPrintStudio on Etsy - hillarious…!!! #vets #veterinary #vererinarianclinic #vets #DOGS #DogLovers #dogpics #funnydogs #secretlifeofdogs

[Kaye Patten @KPattenauthor]

@jk_rowling I struggled with buccaneer today…!

[Kaye Patten @KPattenauthor]

@THEJamesWhale Good for you. Enjoy the day and the feeling 👍🏻 You got this and today is yours 💙

[Kaye Patten @KPattenauthor]

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[Kaye Patten @KPattenauthor]

@jk_rowling I am proper put out about this money lark. I was going to buy a KitKat on my way home and now, not only will I be walking, but I will be out of luck on the choccy front too!

[Kaye Patten @KPattenauthor]

@sarajcox My sisters are twins. One of them stayed at the others house. The window cleaner saw her naked after the shower. When telling our sister, she said, “Oh no, what did you do?” She replied, “nothing he will think I was you!” 🤣🤣🤣

[Kaye Patten @KPattenauthor]

Really disappointed by thoughtless staff at M & S and BP garage on A11 . I stop there as on oxygen and it’s a short walk and was unable to get what I needed as I couldn’t get close enough 😡 @marksandspencer

[Kaye Patten @KPattenauthor]

@ejrosetta I am 100% TERF! 🏆

[Kaye Patten @KPattenauthor]

@richardosman Hey! Just watched your interview with Steve Bartlett about addiction. It really resonated with me as I recognised so many of my own behaviours. Thank you for sharing so honestly and frankly. Don’t feel shame - you were incredibly brave and I thank you 🙏

[Kaye Patten @KPattenauthor]

@LuShaw4 Congratulations to you both. I was a young mum too. My two are successful, independent, nice people. My work is done 😝

[Kaye Patten @KPattenauthor]

@shitscaredmum @ICR_London @BrainTumourOrg @ourbrainbank Clearly she was an amazing young woman - beautiful inside and out. I am so sorry for your loss and your family. My son had cancer but recovered and I thought that was gut wrenching. My heart goes out to you with love and admiration 🙏

[Kaye Patten @KPattenauthor]

@Johnny_Marr THIS VILE DISEASE. Still after losing my mother in 2000 95% of people who get diagnosed die in the first three months. Still after over 20 years 😔

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support if you can for Andy and all the others 😔

[Kaye Patten @KPattenauthor]

# Esso Uk

[Kaye Patten @KPattenauthor]

Really disappointed with Esso garage & Tesco in Brentwood. I couldn’t park in disabled bay due to it being used for storage. Had to leave and not get my shopping. #esso #essocustomerservice #essofuel #essoforecourt #essocomplaints #tesco #disabled #bluebadge #disabledparking

[Kaye Patten @KPattenauthor]

Really disappointed with Esso garage & Tesco in Brentwood. I couldn’t park in disabled bay due to it being used for storage. Had to leave and not get my shopping. #esso #essocustomerservice #essofuel #essoforecourt #essocomplaints #tesco #disabled #bluebadge #disabledparking

[Kaye Patten @KPattenauthor]

Really disappointed with Esso garage & Tesco in Brentwood. I couldn’t park in disabled bay due to it being used for storage. Had to leave and not get my shopping. #esso #essocustomerservice #essofuel #essoforecourt #essocomplaints #tesco #disabled #bluebadge #disabledparking

[Kaye Patten @KPattenauthor]

@jk_rowling I love it when that happens! On a roll, baby!!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻