Kevin Patterson

[Kevin Patterson @KPcomedian]

I've lost track of the days, this either the worst or best escape room ever. #Coronavirustruth #escaperoom #iwantout #lockdown

[Kevin Patterson @KPcomedian]

@tonycolombo971 Van Halen, Eruption into You Really Got Me from VH 1.

[Kevin Patterson @KPcomedian]

@tonycolombo971 Pretty fidget funny https://t.co/enbXptPxrA

[Kevin Patterson @KPcomedian]

@tonycolombo971 Try a hot chocolate at the game yesterday for $12 with a 'commemorative cup' with no cheaper refills!

[Kevin Patterson @KPcomedian]

@tonycolombo971 Klose "are there people that can't go out with other people". Uh, has he seen the guys that are creating the robots?

[Kevin Patterson @KPcomedian]

@tonycolombo971 Trump tower climber or most committed pokemon go player ever? #eitherwaystilladouchebag

[Kevin Patterson @KPcomedian]

Don't tell me how to live my life Jerseyville, IL. #roadcomic # jerseyville il

[Kevin Patterson @KPcomedian]

Was that a tribute to David Bowie or Jackie Rogers Jr.? #Grammys2016 @MartinShort_

[Kevin Patterson @KPcomedian]

Irony: St. Louis puppy in puppy bowl goes to home in Los Angeles. #PuppyBowl #irony #someoneadoptthemall

[Kevin Patterson @KPcomedian]

Somehow he can sleep like this. #doggylifestyle #aussiedog

[Kevin Patterson @KPcomedian]

Really @NFL. Coldplay? Guess this year at halftime I check out @AnimalPlanet and Puppy Bowl 16 with @meepthebird. #disappointed

[Kevin Patterson @KPcomedian]

You have to admit there is something fitting to the Cubs being eliminated on #BackToTheFuture day. #itwasjustamovie #CurseLivesOn

[Kevin Patterson @KPcomedian]

So the CIA director had an AOL account? Taking #BackToFutureDay a bit seriously. #stillondialup #aolisstillathing?

[Greg Warren @GregWarren]

Dude with Man Bun complaining that Starbucks barista called him "Carmen" instead of "Cameron". Gotta give 'bucks a pass on this one.

[Kevin Patterson @KPcomedian]

Hey Sam's Club, settle down. It's August. #samsclub #toosoonforthis

[Kevin Patterson @KPcomedian]

Playing our favorite game in North Country STL. Gunshot or fireworks? #doyoufeelluckypunk?

[Kevin Patterson @KPcomedian]

#myplayoffmoment #ksdksucks. 20 minutes away from the game.

[Kevin Patterson @KPcomedian]

Some days you really need to use a safe word.

[Kevin Patterson @KPcomedian]

I think this Brodeur guy may have a good future in the NHL. #LetsGoBlues #welcometostlmarty! @StLouisBlues

[Kevin Patterson @KPcomedian]

Sitting in my hotel room in Janesville WI, just listened to Blues win, now time for MIZZOU! M-I-Z #hopefultigersfan #Mizzou