Kelsey Pettz

Amateur goofball, coffee enthusiast, dog lover & always a little sleepy | L&D Nurse | KC

[Kelsey Pettz @KPettz19]

Surely not everyone was kung fu fighting

[Kelsey Pettz @KPettz19]

@Pooter_McGavin2 @Frog_Commander4 Those overpriced coffee mugs turn you into coffee thugs

[Kelsey Pettz @KPettz19]

I’ll be planning my vacation from work accordingly lol

[Kelsey Pettz @KPettz19]

Honestly I’ve been preparing for this whole social distancing thing my whole life

[Kelsey Pettz @KPettz19]

My dad just called my mom and left fart noises as a voicemail. And that’s the kind of marriage I want.

[Kelsey Pettz @KPettz19]

Still can’t believe I was there in person. But my voice is gone today to prove it lol

[Braiden Turner @bturner23]

Listen to Arrowhead during this & tell me it doesn’t give you chills. One of the most historic plays in Chiefs history

[Kelsey Pettz @KPettz19]

Best decision I ever made was to become a nurse 👩🏻‍⚕️

[Matt Ellentuck @mellentuck]

you know what isn't getting enough respect?

this JULIE ERTZ DAB

[Kelsey Pettz @KPettz19]

12 year old Kelsey: I LOVE JOE JONAS
22 year old Kelsey: I LOVE JOE JONAS

[Malia Mills @malia_mills]

Me: ☹️
Shania Twain: Lets go girls
Me: 🤠

[Kelsey Pettz @KPettz19]

Can the Missouri River just like chill for a sec

[Kelsey Pettz @KPettz19]

That’s my quarterback

[Dubs @MikeDubsRadio]

I feel bad for kids nowadays, they just get to see if school is closed on the Internet. They’ll never have the excitement of waiting to see your school scroll across the bottom of the tv screen like it’s the NFL Draft.

[Kelsey Pettz @KPettz19]

Dude yes

[Benjamin Watson @BenjaminSWatson]

.@nflcommish

[Will Brinson @WillBrinson]

Just hanging out in this 74 foot wide coat drinking some steamed cauliflower juice.

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

This brutally violent act by the Chiefs’ Chris Jones on Tom Brady drew a roughing the passer penalty. There’s simply no room in the sport for such gruesome violence. Please do not allow small children to watch this video. #NEvsKC https://t.co/WlHo0ICbM1

[Kelsey Pettz @KPettz19]

@Deez_Gutz7 Worst fictional character death of all time

[X sucks I miss rettiwT @Richie59FIFTY]

*Chiefs breathe*

Refs:

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Milton. He’s a firefighter. Likes to drive the truck. Hoping to grow into his uniform soon. 14/10 heroic as h*ck

[Dylan Park-Pettiford @dyllyp]

I wasn’t ready to laugh this hard