𝗕𝗢𝗟𝗗 & 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐇

[𝗕𝗢𝗟𝗗 & 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐇 @KRABBYCASHIER]

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too ⠀bad ⠀that ⠀didn’t ⠀kill
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[Ajibola @4jibola]

you literally just have to get really good at continuing

[‍‍ ‍‍ 𝓜𝚁. ‍‍💍 ‍‍ 𝓡𝙾͢𝚄͢𝚃͢𝙻͢𝙴͢𝙳͢𝙶𝙴 .ᐟ @poguesgold]

https://t.co/oKqkajQofK

[⸝⸝˚.𓇼 ‍𝗆𝗋͟𝗌 . ‍‍‍ 𝒓𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞 ‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ @caemerons]

https://t.co/hJLsAdo9CT

[𝗕𝗢𝗟𝗗 & 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐇 @KRABBYCASHIER]

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imagine being a bum. lol
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[‍ ‍ 𓇼 ˖° ����𝖤𝖱𝒸𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑒 .ᐟ ‍𓂃 𓈒𓏸 @mercolllie]

imagine having a job. lol

[𝗕𝗢𝗟𝗗 & 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐇 @KRABBYCASHIER]

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no 🐬 you . do you understand what it’s like working a 9 - 5 with that yellow sponge ?
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[‍ ‍ 𓇼 ˖° 𝖬𝖤𝖱𝒸𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑒 .ᐟ ‍𓂃 𓈒𓏸 @mercolllie]

oh fuck you.

[𝗕𝗢𝗟𝗗 & 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐇 @KRABBYCASHIER]

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huh —- ! what ! spongebob !

( tone is clearly frustrated but he doesn’t even bother trying to move . )

fighting it just makes it worse .
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[𝗕𝗢𝗟𝗗 & 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐇 @KRABBYCASHIER]

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there’s only room for one of us . . me .
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[ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝒮𝑃𝑂𝑁𝐺𝐸𝑌 ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ .ᐟ @krabsfrycook]

WAHOOO!!!

wait , but .. i wanna work up here with you !

[𝗕𝗢𝗟𝗗 & 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐇 @KRABBYCASHIER]

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no .
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[‍ ‍ 𓇼 ˖° 𝖬𝖤𝖱𝒸𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑒 .ᐟ ‍𓂃 𓈒𓏸 @mercolllie]

can i kill him?

[𝗕𝗢𝗟𝗗 & 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐇 @KRABBYCASHIER]

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welcome to my life . get use to it .
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[‍ ‍ 𓇼 ˖° 𝖬𝖤𝖱𝒸𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑒 .ᐟ ‍𓂃 𓈒𓏸 @mercolllie]

this fucking sea sponge won’t stop TALKING.

[ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝒮𝑃𝑂𝑁𝐺𝐸𝑌 ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ .ᐟ @krabsfrycook]

(*´꒳`*)

[𝗕𝗢𝗟𝗗 & 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐇 @KRABBYCASHIER]

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. . . when did you get in my house ?
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[ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝒮𝑃𝑂𝑁𝐺𝐸𝑌 ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ .ᐟ @krabsfrycook]

in your house （＾ν＾）

[𝗕𝗢𝗟𝗗 & 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐇 @KRABBYCASHIER]

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a vicious animal that sprays you down with a stench .
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[ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝒮𝑃𝑂𝑁𝐺𝐸𝑌 ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ .ᐟ @krabsfrycook]

YAYYYYY

what’s a skunk ?

[𝗕𝗢𝗟𝗗 & 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐇 @KRABBYCASHIER]

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(*´ー｀*)

no . don’t even mention work right now .
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[ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝒮𝑃𝑂𝑁𝐺𝐸𝑌 ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ .ᐟ @krabsfrycook]

nyahahah ! i know right ! isn’t it so fun ? ( ＾∀＾)

i can’t wait for work tomorrow !

[‍ ‍ 𓇼 ˖° 𝖬𝖤𝖱𝒸𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑒 .ᐟ ‍𓂃 𓈒𓏸 @mercolllie]

https://t.co/y3iDtNG3bH

[𝗕𝗢𝗟𝗗 & 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐇 @KRABBYCASHIER]

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yes * 🙂

in the back .
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[ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝒮𝑃𝑂𝑁𝐺𝐸𝑌 ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ .ᐟ @krabsfrycook]

oh , i love working ! can i join you ? ^w^

[𝗕𝗢𝗟𝗗 & 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐇 @KRABBYCASHIER]

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where did you find this photo of me ?
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[ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝒮𝑃𝑂𝑁𝐺𝐸𝑌 ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ .ᐟ @krabsfrycook]

@KRABBYCASHIER

[𝗕𝗢𝗟𝗗 & 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐇 @KRABBYCASHIER]

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you reek of skunk
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[𝗕𝗢𝗟𝗗 & 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐇 @KRABBYCASHIER]

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( deeeeeeep sigh , uninterested expression never disappearing . )

the same thing we always do . work , eat , sleep , and then ? die .
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[ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝒮𝑃𝑂𝑁𝐺𝐸𝑌 ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ .ᐟ @krabsfrycook]

( quickly tucking his hands behind his back with a big ol’ grin . )

nothin’ ! just comin’ to see what my best buddy friend o’ pal is doing !

[𝗕𝗢𝗟𝗗 & 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐇 @KRABBYCASHIER]

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did you not read the sign ? i’m working —-
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[ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝒮𝑃𝑂𝑁𝐺𝐸𝑌 ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ .ᐟ @krabsfrycook]

hey squidward whatcha doing hey squidward whatcha doing hey squidward whatcha doing hey squidward whatcha doing hey squidward whatcha doing hey squidward whatcha doing hey squidward whatcha doing hey squidwa

[🔧 .ᐟ.ᐟ @lAMDEDSEC]

˗ˏˋू 𝙍𝙀𝙂𝙂𝙄𝙀 ‘𝙒𝙍𝙀𝙉𝘾𝙃’ 𝘽𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙃𝙈𝘼𝙉 ु ˎˊ˗

[𝗕𝗢𝗟𝗗 & 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐇 @KRABBYCASHIER]

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@krabsfrycook ?
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[Nitsua @cheese82398468]

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