KRIEG!

I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE!

(Parody of Krieg from Borderlands 2)
Mun is 20 years old

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KRIEG!

(Hey idiot, that’s not exactly an introduction. Why don’t you let me introduce us?)

I CAN’T HEAR YOU!

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@aRANDOMGUYOR //Aye!

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@DeepWithoutDeep HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!

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@aRANDOMGUYOR //I guess you could say you’re a…. Man of many talents?

Eh? Get it? Eh?

I’ll leave….

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ITS THE BONE MAN!!!

(Eh, close enough. Nice to meet you)

[sans @IBoned_Your_Mom]

[📌]

[SANS JOINS #PARODYTWT!]

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PRETTY LADY, MILITARY MAN, DWARF, AND MYSTERY MAN ARE OKAY!!!!

(Yeah, pretty much what he said. We even found this teenager who hitched a ride aboard our train. Says her name is Gaige. Turns out the robot we saw is named Claptrap, and he’s willing to help us leave this place)

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WHAT IS GOING ON?

(Who the hell is that robot?

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@Just_Doki4 //I just opened this app and I see looking disappointed at the screen. I almost dropped my phone from laughing so hard.

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@KharaaBacterium @Just_Doki4 @MaseSyndrome @_ItWhoHungers_ TIME TO INFECT EVERYONE!!!!

//hell yeah I made it on the banner.

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@TH4TS_4LL_F0LKS MY NEW MEAT BICYCLE!!!!!

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UGHHHH…. MY LOBES ARE HURTING

(Well, we’re not dead, I don’t know about the others though)

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YOU DO NOT HAVE A SHINY MEAT BICYCLE!

(He doesn’t think you should be star of the show)

[~TᕼE~ᑕᗩᖇTOOᑎ~ᑕᗩT (…? arc) @TH4TS_4LL_F0LKS]

— DAILY #PARODYTWT / #PTWT && #MVRP QUESTIONS ! ! ^-^

(day 1) what are your thoughts on me being the star of the show!

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@Hopecrossheart (Maybe…. I don’t know. I’m living proof of stuff like this. Only… I’m basically unable to control my other self.)

MEAT

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@CloverIsJustice LETS MAKE A MEAT BICYCLE FOR US ALL!!!!

//here’s a transparent Krieg

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@Helldivers_NOW What.

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@45minutelover SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!!!!

(You try and hurt her I’ll and I’ll end us both, do you understand me?)

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I WILL SWALLOW HIS SOU-

(Welp, should’ve seen this coming)

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@th3rudestbuster ITS A DRAGON I MUST KILL IT AND HANG IT ON MY WALL!

(It’s a damn teenager you dumbass)

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//Maybe, if he is in his buzzaxe rampage he probably could defeat it.

[- 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙇𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙣' 𝘽𝙮 𝙈𝙮 𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙙 .ᐟ @NOBLADEALLHANDS]

🪐

Random question:

Do you think YOUR MUSE can beat the Omnidroid v.10 from The Incredibles ?

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METAL MEN ARE HERE! TIME TO RAMPAGE!!!

(Should’ve known this was a trap, the others are fighting loader bots. Hopefully Maya is okay)