KariRas

[KariRas @KRasmussen06]

@ShakesyGG Then I apologize as soon as it comes back up lol

[KariRas @KRasmussen06]

@RyanSessions4 Yuuuuup 😔

[KariRas @KRasmussen06]

@VividCoalition Same... Sadness

[KariRas @KRasmussen06]

@LitMoose Yes. So much yes. ❤️

[KariRas @KRasmussen06]

Unacceptable... Why do people think that this is okay?

[Shannon Morse @Snubs]

This guy named Greg popped into my email to tell me we should have sex.

Greg gave me his cell phone number, both of his emails, full name, and his work (he owns a tree company in Ohio).

Today's example of being a woman on the internet.

Now to find out if he is married 🧐

[KariRas @KRasmussen06]

@ComradeEevee @jgoguen @AwfulyPrideful Me too! Would love to see them on redbubble!

[KariRas @KRasmussen06]

I think the choices for this year's sessions are the best yet. Very excited for October at #splunkconf2019!

[KariRas @KRasmussen06]

Word.

[Lesley Carhart @hacks4pancakes]

We all screw up. If it doesn’t kill us, it’s just a matter of how we dig ourselves out from it and what we learn from it. 🥃👩🏻‍💻

I am a pile of (occasionally amusing) screw ups. It’s why I know things.

[KariRas @KRasmussen06]

@ChaunceyGardner I went from smoking a pack a day (sometimes more on weekends) to vaping 4 years ago. I used to get sinus infections/upper respiratory infections 6-7x a year but I haven't had one since I quit analog cigarettes!

[The Good Place is taking it sleazy @nbcthegoodplace]

Aww, baby's first plot twist. 😍

[KariRas @KRasmussen06]

Congrats to the newest splunk trust members!

[Doug Merritt @douglasmerritt]

Watch out, Justice League...Our team of data superheroes has expanded. Welcome to our newest @TheSplunkTrust members!

[KariRas @KRasmussen06]

New splunk shirt from the Splunk store! #splunkconf18

[KariRas @KRasmussen06]

@EduAlmeidaRJ This made me literally laugh out loud at my desk. Well done, sir!

[Splunk @splunk]

Do we sense a #splunkconf18 dance battle coming on?

[KariRas @KRasmussen06]

@Bigmoonman54

[Splunk @splunk]

Everything you need for #splunkconf18 right in the palm of your hand. Download the Splunk Events mobile app to build your agenda, find your way with 3D maps, network with attendees and so, so much more. Get it now!

[KariRas @KRasmussen06]

My #hungryharvest was so awesome this week I had to take a picture. We are on our third week and loving it so far! Thanks @HungryHarvest

[KariRas @KRasmussen06]

Know a colleague, manager or team member whom you admire and gives you Splunk inspiration? Then nominate them for a 2018 @splunk Revolution Award! #splunkconf18 #ICYMI https://t.co/t0tVcxf9QM

[KariRas @KRasmussen06]

A great resource from @splunk about using AI and Machine Learning for your organization. #machinelearning - https://t.co/Obe18DetzB

[KariRas @KRasmussen06]

A great interview with Yutaka Yamada, one of the newest #SplunkTrust members and founder of Japan's first Splunk user group @GOJAS_JP - https://t.co/pqJkQMzLz3

[Women In Security and Privacy (WISP) @wisporg]

“It’s fascinating to watch an industry constantly complain about a talent shortage while simultaneously clinging to the very barriers that keep eager people out.”
 — @aprilwensel https://t.co/KGE5KkCNPl