Turd Ferguson

10.13.23. for hilarious spooky moth content, obviously. anti genocide 🇵🇸

[Turd Ferguson @KReidMyLips]

Huerter? I barely know her

[DarkWokeBalthazar @rebonsible]

But if you blame all white people for slavery they get really mad

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

9/11 in lego city probably sounded funny as hell

[J.P. McDade @jp_mcdade]

Eager to see if Nolan’s The Odyssey is faithful to the SparkNotes.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Spain-Argentina is the first World Cup “Colonizer vs Colonized” match that makes me say “well, let’s consider the nuances”

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Lindsey Graham knew that the surgery to remove ribs in order to suck your own dick had risks. He went forward with clear eyes and a full heart. He died on his own terms.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

I think women should decide what to do with Mitch McConnell's body since he decided what to do with theirs.

[Serena-Victoria 💘 @f1girlboss]

There are only 3 hours of oxygen left on the Mitch McConnell submersible

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

i think if you dress like this, you deserve to do a little corruption

[𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒 @Antunes1]

Trump gets BRUTALLY HAIRMOGGED by American diplomat Callista Gingrich 💀🤯

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[. @playboicurrryy]

one of the easiest ways to tell if a book is good or not is to take a quick look at the cover

[KenHeLive @KenHeLive]

Probably because Obama isn’t a racist sex offender.

[🏴‍☠️Kentucky Rebel Scum🏴‍☠️ @BonafideKRS]

Lindsey Graham

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

massie's defeat proves that the republican party is a pro epstein pro israel cult led by their cult leader, epstein affiliate, servant of israel - donald trump.

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

ulysses s grant if he slayed

[travis tuthill @capstrav1s]

osama bin laden on the morning of september 11, 2001:

[Boo @333too3]

I always preferred the English spelling of "diarrhea" which is
"diarrhoea" because it really looks like you've lost control of your vowels.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

yesterday a guy at the grocery store said he was using chatgpt to make a grocery list and I straight up stabbed him in the parking lot. there was so much blood

[them thangs be thangin @spookymothwife]

inshallah he accepts prophet muhammad pboh in his final hours