Kevin Roach

Bethany '21 grad 🎓⚾️ #Phillies #Flyers #Eagles

[Kevin Roach @KRoach79]

🤘🏼🔥

[Bethany Athletics @BethanyWV_Bison]

BASE: SEE YAAAA. Kevin Roach hits a 2-run HR to give the Bison a 7-3 lead in the 5th. #ONEBethany

[Owen @Owennfa]

Insurance Company: "Your annual premium is $7,200."

You: "I've paid it every year for nineteen years. That's $136,800."

Insurance Company: "Correct."

You: "The storm took my roof. I'm filing my first claim."

Insurance Company: "Adjuster will be out Thursday."

You: "He was here. Photographed everything. What's the determination?"

Insurance Company: "Denied. Pre-existing wear and deterioration."

You: "The roof was six years old."

Insurance Company: "Our assessment differs from yours."

You: "So what did $136,800 buy me?"

Insurance Company: "Continuous coverage."

You: "Coverage for what?"

Insurance Company: "You're welcome to appeal. Or sue. We have four hundred attorneys and no deadline."

You didn't buy protection.

You bought the right to be told no by a company that already spent your money.

[Mike Crispi @MikeCrispi]

In New Jersey grocery stores:

The cheese is in plastic bags

The meat is wrapped in plastic containers

The milk is in plastic jugs

But you need to spend extra money on canvas bags at checkout because plastic bags are outlawed by the state legislature.

Peak mental illness.

[Phillies Tailgate @PhilsTailgate]

The best records in MLB since May 1:

Brewers: 64-35
Phillies: 59-39
Rays: 58-40
Dodgers 57-40
Red Sox 57-40
Cubs 55-42
Braves 53-44
Yankees 53-44
White Sox 53-44
Astros 53-44

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Absolutely incredible…

Mark Cuban: "California is run terribly. The taxes are insane. That’s why people keep moving to Texas."

Mark Cuban (10 minutes later): "Vote for James Talarico. Turn Texas blue. What have Republicans ever done for the state."

[John Stolnis @JohnStolnis]

Jesus Luzardo over the last two seasons fWAR rank:

1. Cristopher Sanchez (11.6)
2. Paul Skenes (10.2)
T-3. LUZARDO (9.9)
T-3. Tarik Skubal (9.9)

Yep, Jesus Luzardo has been as valuable as Tarik Skubal since joining the Phillies.

[MLB Network @MLBNetwork]

The Bank ERUPTED from Alec Bohm's walk-off 🔥

(via @Geico #BallparkCam) | @Phillies

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Black activists rallying around Karmelo Anthony. Leftists celebrating Charlie Kirk’s murder. Women forming fan clubs for Lindsay Clancy. The last 12 months have been the darkest I can remember. Something has been revealed about our society. These people have showed us who they really are, and we can never unsee it. “Radicalized” doesn’t really even begin to describe the effect all of this has had on some of us.

[Nick Piccone @_piccone]

BOHM.
FRANZKE.

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

The Phillies are the team to beat this month

[Phillies Tailgate @PhilsTailgate]

Phillies Starting Pitching ERA since the All-Star Break:

2.10- Cristopher Sanchez
2.48- Jesus Luzardo
3.60- Aaron Nola
4.43- Andrew Painter
5.60- Zack Wheeler

[Jeff Kerr @JeffKerrPHL]

The #Phillies are 13-5 in August.

Their 6-game winning streak is the highest of the season.

They are a season-high 12 games over .500.

61-39 since April 28. The .610 win percentage trails only the Brewers.

They’ve been good for a while folks.

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Make it six straight for the Phillies! 🔔

Philadelphia completes its second straight sweep and improves to an MLB-best 13-5 in August

[Luke Arcaini @ArcainiLuke]

Aaron Nola’s Last 5 Starts:

5.2 IP, 5 H, 1 ER, 3 BB, 4 K
6 IP, 6 H, 3 ER, 2 BB, 5 K
5 IP, 6 H, 2 ER, 2 BB, 8 K
5 IP, 5 H, 1 ER, 3 BB, 9 K
7 IP, 5 H, 1 ER, 0 BB, 8 K

2.51 ERA. The Phillies needed this, and so did Nola.

[MLB @MLB]

The @Phillies complete the sweep and win their 6th straight game!

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Florida was able to count over 95% of their 3 million votes today in 2 hours

California took 2 weeks to hit 95%

[Underdog @Underdog]

Bryce Harper since the Phillies acquired Luis Arraez:

.304 BA
.515 OBP
20 BB

He has reached base safely in 14 consecutive games.

[Just Baseball @JustBB_Media]

Bryson Stott in August:
.360 AVG | .508 OBP | 1.008 OPS | 185 wRC+

Alec Bohm in August:
.377 AVG (1st in NL) | .952 OPS | 157 wRC+

Philadelphia has a .777 OPS with an MLB-leading .362 OBP this month 🔔

[Kevin Roach @KRoach79]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[LancCo Rob (Topper? I Hardly Know Her! Edition) @TweetsByBerto]

How it feels when we get @JohnKruk back

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

DE
LA
CRUUUUUUUZZZZ!!!!