Kelley Schenk

earls kitchen + bar

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Sometimes you just have to let life surprise you.

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My work life just got easier. 👌🏼💁🏼 https://t.co/sIJJzEmHWP

[Fast Company @FastCompany]

You're doing Gmail wrong. Here's 8 ways to change that: https://t.co/N2A88E9x8b

[Hell On Heels @HellOnHeelsGirl]

There's a special place in hell for people that post their step count every day to social media.

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When a friend's wedding invitation comes in the mail that doesn't include a +1 and you know your ex +his pregnant gf is going to be there.😣🔫

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Today had me like 😍

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@KateSoggz whatever you do, don't tell Heather about these. https://t.co/mrcrxetqOZ

[Food & Wine @foodandwine]

Burger King adds a new unholy food marriage to the menu. #FWx https://t.co/ezMiCwiW2g

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@katespadeny Who needs a boyfriend when your mom buys you handbags.

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Ya for how much we talk about being skinny you'd think we be.. Skinny

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I postponed Father's Day until tomorrow evening so I can binge watch orange is the new black before work. Worst daughter award? I think so.

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How did I not know about the mermaid parade in NYC? Next year I will be marching down Surf Avenue with shells on my ta tas.🐚💁🏼 @KateSoggz

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Spark ✔️ catalyst ✔️ protein ✔️ Advocare 24 day challenge is underway. #advocare #24DayChallenge #lego

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When you give your 6th row Beyoncé tickets to your girlfriends because you have work meetings & they are sending you pictures.😖🔫#nonohellno

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Seahawks draft pick Nick Vannett--Luke may be out of a job. #NFLDraft2016

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@FLAGALine Pretty sure I don't see Seattle on this list. 😏

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30 minutes until Beyonce's new album hits iTunes. #lemonade 🙌🏼

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

People who regularly play video games are faster at making real-life decisions.

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@PuebloBonito spoiled 👸🏼 #beachbum

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[nyc blonde @NYC_Blonde]

Best relationship advice: Make sure you’re the crazy one.