Smizzle

Purple Bags of Skittles, Quarter Pounders w/ Cheese, Orange Juice, Red, Toy Story, Coronas, The Green Ranger & Sprite are some of my favorite things.

[Smizzle @KSmizzle_]

Fantasy is back. I got AJ Brown and Drake Maye in 2/4 leagues.

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@OfficiallyIce yo DM me Zaire addy. Finna ship that nigga a stack of towels. Terrible ones.

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Mannn I didn't even know those were a thing until me and my wife booked one coincidentally. Ain't never going back to kid friendly lmao

[Sisi @SiennaChanel]

when i’m on vacation adult resorts only, i don’t even wanna see a kid

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

@ShannonSharpe Skip Bayless seeing Shannon Sharpe at the court house.

[Smizzle @KSmizzle_]

@townhallcom Nah, the lady next to Charla made a great point in the possible reasoning behind the pardon. Let me make sure this fool can't prosecute the ish outta my son

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@Maleekoyibo Any normal woman is offering her MIL the front seat off GP

[Blitzburgh @Blitz_Burgh]

Every. Single. Time. #Steelers #NFL

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@OfficiallyIce I ain’t even an hour into the pod yet. Thank you!!! I knew you weren’t gonna let me down.

[Clear Fruit Papi @Chalky_White215]

Keyshawn Johnson with an egregious pause on undisputed today 😂😂

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@DJHeatDC Damn shame. Why do you have the shirt?!

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@wildtiktokss I'm taping it to the inside of a toilet tank lid.

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@LeVeonBell Nah. We ain’t need this apology. Apologize to yaself!!!

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Chuck a wild boy 😳😂😂😂 #NBAOnTNT

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Love when I get off work early and just can come home and kick it alone before that bus get here lol SVU be on all day too

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@JoeClair 9. Take 10/11 too.

[Smizzle @KSmizzle_]

Damn. Need Diet Coke now for my Henny.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Mixing alcohol with diet soda instead of regular soda gets you drunk faster

Sugar slows down the absorption of alcohol into the bloodstream

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I dunno who I'm referring to, but the early morning skeet monster done struck again!! Just had a good old buss it challenge with the wife! 🍆💦🐯RAWR

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@DailyLoud Hands was rated E 😂😂😂😂😂

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@Mawiiixx Nobody in their early 20s showered after a night of drinking. Now when they woke up the next morning… that’s when they were trifling lol