Ninja Solly

Artist, photographer, & PhD Candidate. Passion for the arts and a passion for sustainability.
Ohio kid in England!

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Wow. Critique to correct culture is heavy and very real.

What in the academic hell is this?!

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Was literally told 6 months ago,
"Skimming at a handful of reports from random companies is sorely insufficient for a PhD".

Ok, babes. Analysing 300 reports from 65 companies based in 4 different countries using coding is "light work", I guess 👀

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My favourite #SNL seasons are Election Year seasons.

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I think @DPRIAN_ is a talented young buck, for sure. Not questioning it one bit.

BUUUTT... Every time I hear the #DontGoInsane snippet raging through the internet, I'm conditioned to hear #MotoMoto tell me he likes 'em big, chunky, and plumpy.

👀😶‍🌫️🫥

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Story of my short life thus far...

Too much to care for, but not good enough to settle on.

So... hyper independence, it is!

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The sweet sensation when I add the 100th song to a playlist and it makes it an even 6hrs and 30min.

Like...that's a well-rounded count all around.

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Trouble shooting with a manager...
Mgr: I don't know what happened with any of this, so I will go through it with an open mind
Me: cool
Mgr: *asks question*
Me: Yes, and the logic behind that was-
Mgr: I don't care about that, just yes or no.
Me: ...😐... Yes

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The way I just... Find new ways to be at a loss, I guess.

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Tonzura koite

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...and bonus if #BangChan is his trainer 😆🤣😂

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Listen, If I don't see #Deadpool training in #IndoorCycleGymnastics to help him think up a plan in the next movie, then I don't want it.

The outfit alone would make me giddy, @VancityReynolds

#RideTheHallyuWave

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A great philosopher once said
"Never trust a big butt and a smile"

Makes me glad to be a part of the flat butt club.

#BellBivDeVoe #TruestWisdom

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I can say Timtam Shamalam and Eggy Bundersnatch and almost everyone will know exactly to whom I refer 👀

Imagine having that level of branding power.

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Yes, I'm a miserable adult, but...that doesn't stop me from daydreaming about jive-hustle ballroom dancing to Jamiroquai's #CannedHeat with BTS's #JHope
Gotta make joy for myself somewhere

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Do not confuse comfort for happiness.

A fresh pile of shit is just as warm as a blanket hot from the dryer 👀

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Just like the rent, my blood pressure is TOO DAMN HIGH!

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Who wants some quality bathroom reading materials?

I've got 5 chapters up for dibbs on how corporations could link their sustainability work to quality of life indicators.

...no one?
Really?

Not surprised, I don't want to read it either. AND ITS MY RESEARCH!

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Rush Hour was a good movie.
So many gems in there.

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A tiny glimmer of joy in my miserable life...

Loving that @SamuelLJackson is currently the face of the most British bread brand, #Warburtons

An absolute treasure trove

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I like to think there's a timeline where #HenryCavill learns every language ever just to travel the world playing #Warhammer to maintain the highest ranking...and world peace.