Grandpa Spikefish

Child of God. @Ch_JesusChrist. Small-l libertarian. Husband. Father. Patent attorney. My two grandfathers saved the world in the Pacific in WW2.

[Grandpa Spikefish @KSpikefish]

Not that I have a large following who cares, but if anyone is looking for me, I'm taking an X fast for a few weeks.

[Grandpa Spikefish @KSpikefish]

@_pipdid Guess they saw the profile rainbows but didn't follow through on the Genesis references.

[Grandpa Spikefish @KSpikefish]

@ryowan1830 @RevivedThoughts I definitely feel like I saw more of Czechia than Netherlands. But I still want to actually see Prague. It looks like an amazing, beautiful city.

[Grandpa Spikefish @KSpikefish]

@AnneOfTheBooks Imagine building an entire online persona around:

1. I’m literally Anne Shirley
2. I hate reading

[Grandpa Spikefish @KSpikefish]

@j_divis 0% of anyone understands the Trinity because there’s nothing to understand, and if you try to understand it, you inevitably commit a heresy.

[Grandpa Spikefish @KSpikefish]

@Sola_GPT I looked deep into the history of the church. I decided to follow Christ even harder.

[Grandpa Spikefish @KSpikefish]

@dvb_eck The European mind can’t comprehend being in Texas, driving for 12 hours, and you’re still in Texas

[Grandpa Spikefish @KSpikefish]

@ThatEricAlper Whoa, I didn't even know I remembered that thing until just now

[Grandpa Spikefish @KSpikefish]

Starbucks homepage: No rainbows.
Ben & Jerrys homepage: No rainbows.
Target: Some patriotic stuff and then a small insert far down the homepage with rainbows.
Bud Light homepage: No rainbows.
Tractor Supply homepage: Patriotic stuff and rainbows.

Maybe the internet is usable in June now?

[Grandpa Spikefish @KSpikefish]

@AnneOfTheBooks You definitely heard a real spirit tell you that. It was not of God.

[Grandpa Spikefish @KSpikefish]

@baby_maumau @MeekLikeABison Turns out anyone can just say things on the internet. They don’t even have to be true or verifiable. And I hand a a hard time keeping up with the narrative. Are we too rich or too broke?

[Grandpa Spikefish @KSpikefish]

@gwowls My daughter and her husband did one. It was fine. It didn’t pretend to be the “real wedding.” They exchanged rings and said some nice things to each other. I can take it or leave it

[Grandpa Spikefish @KSpikefish]

@GHHILL1911 My first district was Red Hat 6 back in 1999. It had gotten a lot better since then, and the world had gotten more compatible with open source.

[Grandpa Spikefish @KSpikefish]

@Here_s_Hoping @Grownded That's kind of terrifying. Like someone just decided "I don't like you, so I'm going to projectile something at your window at the risk of your life"?

[Grandpa Spikefish @KSpikefish]

@Manhattva "Unearthed"? Like they've been buried or hidden? The post where he was getting off on a little boy in drag has been out there in the open for years.

[Grandpa Spikefish @KSpikefish]

@RykerJackson97 @JWhitebread1 Statue on the top should bed a Bubba with an AR-15.

[Grandpa Spikefish @KSpikefish]

@KUTV2News Nate Blouin is a pervert and a pedophile who gets off on watching little boys in drag perform sexualized dances. I would vote for three dead rats in a trench coat before I would vote for Nate Blouin.

[Grandpa Spikefish @KSpikefish]

Actually, our missionaries are “recruiting” disproportionately from high poverty areas like Africa and South America, which are on balance net consumers of tithing funds. That’s why the leadership has to be so prudent with investing the current funds. Today’s growth is subsidizing the future church.

We wouldn’t send tens of thousands of missionaries to those areas if we were looking for maximum fiscal gain. We would only send missionaries to North America and Western Europe. We send our missionaries where people are prepared to listen to the joyous message of the restored gospel of Jesus Christ. If the people willing to listen are poor, then we thank God that He has provided a surplus in the past.

[Grandpa Spikefish @KSpikefish]

@LatterDayDrPepr The family resemblance is uncanny. Actually, on second thought, I’m going to go with canny.

[Grandpa Spikefish @KSpikefish]

@shokohamada Congratulations! Japan needs more like you.