Karl Strauch

VP/marketing/brand dev, writer, fisherman, native Floridian, love Gators, Packers & Lightning, father & husband & dyslexic (reverse order of importance)

[Karl Strauch @KStrauch345]

@Timo29791794751 @A_Nostalgilct Today’s woke likes to drone on about privilege- I think Americans are just sick & tired of these “I live in the bubble” opinions from famous people that have platforms that the rest of us don’t have. At the end of the day, opinions are like assholes & everybody has one.

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@shairnn 18

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@DavidJHarrisJr Is it though? smdh

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@Seraphinaf5 176 counting yourself

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@DavidJHarrisJr Pls hand me a hot dog before you sit da f down

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@MalikAlyza @Oliviaxrtx Funky

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@_josephine0_ Cook bacon on high heat

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@Zack_magaig Did you ever stop being ashamed since Vietnam? Please leave the rest of us alone Jane

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@Sassafrass_84 I think I accidentally watched it for five minutes one time and it wasn’t remotely funny

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@SBT564 Then this shouldn’t be your address either…

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@Allie03618267 @LibertyNut1 You and prolly every divorced bro that also bought ‘em

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@FixInsane24 @LibertyNut1 You elevated KH to a “hot” airhead?

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@BloombergRadio y’all have always been a little snarky about Trump in your tone and content (especially Jeanie Shan Zeno who is awful) He invites a lot of of it I know. But today’s Balance of Power was ridiculous with your parade of idiots calling the China visit a disaster.

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@MonsterEnergy did y’all get rid of guava in the blue can? It hasn’t been on shelves in over a month. HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT and my favorite- you guys and @CocaCola continue to pull the wrong flavors off the shelf

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@TrumpsHurricane Klinger on M.A.S.H.

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@timony001 Are we required to save anyone?

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@alinavisooo_net E: John Kennedy

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@DavidJHarrisJr It’s a bit of a pain in the ass, Joe, but there are processes for replacing a birth certificate. You don’t know this? Every other American has to deal with this kind of thing in day to day life for many important transactions. Don’t play dumb and stop whining

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@elonmusk @elonmusk pls pls pls don’t announce ipo until later tomorrow im waiting for the knucklehead so-fi peeps to clear the cash in my new acct from 4 DAYS ago!

[Karl Strauch @KStrauch345]

@WRUF981 @ZachAbolverdi @KevinPWinter @kevinp305 @JeffCardozoUF @GatorsMBK WCJ, Horford, Haugh, Chinyelu, A.Martin is $15